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fandomhigh2005-09-20 10:24 am
principalconnor.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh2005-09-20 10:24 am
Study Hall -- Tuesday, September 20th
This is the study hall for Tuesday. If I even smell rose-scented shampoo on one of you little bastards, I'll punt you so far off-campus you'll be in orbit around Pluto for a week before you come down.
Today's announcements:
-- For the record, I want you little punks to understand that the ban on weapons is not meant to punish those of you who can handle weapons maturely and responsibly -- and don't think I don't recognize those of you with that sort of skill -- it's to punish those who have informed others to arm themselves against certain students and faculty, those who have issued death threats in public, and those who have left their weapons in a place where someone lacking proficiency can simply pick them up and possibly injure someone.
Also, I know that certain students have asked about exceptions to that rule, and the exceptions are so: If you cannot remove the weapon from your body without impairing yourself to the point of a severe handicap, if your weapon is sentient and will get pissed off if you leave the room, if your "weapon" is not actually defined as a weapon and is not intended to harm any of the students at the school (See: Zero's croquet mallet), or if your body is the weapon and you use to fight eviland to make the occasional tuna fish sandwich. Aside from that, you should presume that you are safe on this campus and behave accordingly, regardless of what certain flower arrangements might tell you.
-- Addendum: Whoever sent that flower arrangement is getting fucking disemboweled. As the principal, I'm at least reserving that right.
-- We now have a new cafeteria chef in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
swedish_chef_. He seems to have a thing for chicken. Well, hell, it's better than grilled gremlin.
-- For the record, the events for October include Homecoming on the seventh and an open house for parents, guardians, and other people who seem to think they run your life on the last weekend of October. Open house will include a costume party in the gym for anybody who wishes to attend.
-- (OOC: And in another note, if you guys are going to do something huge and dark that's going to traumatize a lot of the students, we admins would appreciate a warning first. And no, the weapons ban doesn't count. *smirks as several students grumble and lower their hands* Just remember, guys, this game simply isn't for your enjoyment, it's for everybody else's as well ... some of us shouldn't be driven to drink by it. ;) EDIT: ... then again, maybe what this place needs is a drinking game. *toddles off to OOC*)
Today's announcements:
-- For the record, I want you little punks to understand that the ban on weapons is not meant to punish those of you who can handle weapons maturely and responsibly -- and don't think I don't recognize those of you with that sort of skill -- it's to punish those who have informed others to arm themselves against certain students and faculty, those who have issued death threats in public, and those who have left their weapons in a place where someone lacking proficiency can simply pick them up and possibly injure someone.
Also, I know that certain students have asked about exceptions to that rule, and the exceptions are so: If you cannot remove the weapon from your body without impairing yourself to the point of a severe handicap, if your weapon is sentient and will get pissed off if you leave the room, if your "weapon" is not actually defined as a weapon and is not intended to harm any of the students at the school (See: Zero's croquet mallet), or if your body is the weapon and you use to fight evil
-- Addendum: Whoever sent that flower arrangement is getting fucking disemboweled. As the principal, I'm at least reserving that right.
-- We now have a new cafeteria chef in
swedish_chef_. He seems to have a thing for chicken. Well, hell, it's better than grilled gremlin.-- For the record, the events for October include Homecoming on the seventh and an open house for parents, guardians, and other people who seem to think they run your life on the last weekend of October. Open house will include a costume party in the gym for anybody who wishes to attend.
-- (OOC: And in another note, if you guys are going to do something huge and dark that's going to traumatize a lot of the students, we admins would appreciate a warning first. And no, the weapons ban doesn't count. *smirks as several students grumble and lower their hands* Just remember, guys, this game simply isn't for your enjoyment, it's for everybody else's as well ... some of us shouldn't be driven to drink by it. ;) EDIT: ... then again, maybe what this place needs is a drinking game. *toddles off to OOC*)
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*looks over at Bagoas*
damn good.
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I'm impressed. Very pretty.
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Ill never turn down free, thats for sure