Study Hall -- Tuesday, September 20th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

This is the study hall for Tuesday. If I even smell rose-scented shampoo on one of you little bastards, I'll punt you so far off-campus you'll be in orbit around Pluto for a week before you come down.

Today's announcements:

-- For the record, I want you little punks to understand that the ban on weapons is not meant to punish those of you who can handle weapons maturely and responsibly -- and don't think I don't recognize those of you with that sort of skill -- it's to punish those who have informed others to arm themselves against certain students and faculty, those who have issued death threats in public, and those who have left their weapons in a place where someone lacking proficiency can simply pick them up and possibly injure someone.

Also, I know that certain students have asked about exceptions to that rule, and the exceptions are so: If you cannot remove the weapon from your body without impairing yourself to the point of a severe handicap, if your weapon is sentient and will get pissed off if you leave the room, if your "weapon" is not actually defined as a weapon and is not intended to harm any of the students at the school (See: Zero's croquet mallet), or if your body is the weapon and you use to fight evil and to make the occasional tuna fish sandwich. Aside from that, you should presume that you are safe on this campus and behave accordingly, regardless of what certain flower arrangements might tell you.

-- Addendum: Whoever sent that flower arrangement is getting fucking disemboweled. As the principal, I'm at least reserving that right.

-- We now have a new cafeteria chef in swedish_chef_. He seems to have a thing for chicken. Well, hell, it's better than grilled gremlin.

-- For the record, the events for October include Homecoming on the seventh and an open house for parents, guardians, and other people who seem to think they run your life on the last weekend of October. Open house will include a costume party in the gym for anybody who wishes to attend.

-- (OOC: And in another note, if you guys are going to do something huge and dark that's going to traumatize a lot of the students, we admins would appreciate a warning first. And no, the weapons ban doesn't count. *smirks as several students grumble and lower their hands* Just remember, guys, this game simply isn't for your enjoyment, it's for everybody else's as well ... some of us shouldn't be driven to drink by it. ;) EDIT: ... then again, maybe what this place needs is a drinking game. *toddles off to OOC*)

Comments

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

*Johnathan walks into study hall, once again trying to test his toxin. With the newly aquired supplies from CVS, he is certainly closer to achieving his goal*

Hmm... I wonder if this counts as a weapon? *He muses as he continues mixing various chemicals*

[mycanonhatesme]

[OOC: Heh. CVS: Supplying meglomaniacal villains with tools for worldly choas since 1972.]

*makes her way into study hall with her Biology books* Of all the places to almost be late to...

*spies an open chair by Jonathan* Is this seat taken?

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

[OOC: You know it!]

*He looks up from his evil experiment and shakes his head.* Nope. But I'd be a bit careful, I think there might be ectoplasm from some random ghost that's haunting the school. Or leftover meatloaf from yesterday's lunch *grin*

[mycanonhatesme]

*snickers and makes a point of wiping the seat off before she sits down* There, all better. Thank you.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

No problem. I know most people don't appreciate sitting down in God knows what when all they want to do is read or study or experiment on the feeble minds of other humans

[mycanonhatesme]

I appreciate your thoughtfulness. *smiles* There are definitely other things I wish I could be doing right now although experimentation really isn't at the top of the list but alas, I suppose I have to study at some point if I want to stay in this school.

I'm Chloe, by the way.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel as if I've been missing class all over the place. It's a wonder I haven't been kicked out yet and that's excluding my evil nature

I'm Jonathan. Pleased to meet you *reaches his hand out*

[mycanonhatesme]

Thankfully, it seems like most of the teachers are being pretty lenient.

*takes the offered hand, shaking it* Pleased to meet you too. So, dare I ask what it is you're working on? *points to his evil experiment*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll say.

*He looks at the experiment and smirks* It's a project. For biology and psych. I'm studying the effects of fear on the human mind. Well, right now I can only do studies on mice and such, but I'm hoping to one day be able to use a human mind.

[mycanonhatesme]

Is that as interesting as it sounds? *quirks an eyebrow at the thought of human experimentation*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

I don't know, it interests me. *He shrugs* Most people think it's stupid and boring. and unethical

[mycanonhatesme]

It doesn't sound so stupid. I imagine it must be pretty complicated, so it can't be stupid. *smiles lightly*

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

*He grins* Thank you, at least I'm not alone.