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Guud murneeng stoodents! Zee veeks elmust oofer. I bet yuoo cun teste-a it. Smell it. Heer it. Iferytheeng boot tuooch it. It's dreefing yuoo med isn't it? Here-a, hefe-a loonch, it'll meke-a yuoo feel better.

Tudey's Menoo:

-Boorreetus

-Reece-a

-Tecu Seled

-Jellu

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After filling his tray, Chad waited patiently for a line of the odd, blue-shirted creatures to pass by him in thier neat little ranks before moving toward a table. He didn't know quite what they were, but it didn't seem very sanitary to have them migrating through the cafeteria. But he'd eaten among worse before.

He thought of asking to join Naomi; he wanted to be social, to talk a bit, so he could keep himself from just thinking so damn much, but she was notably busy with other things. So he took a seat by himself, and lamented a severe lack of hot sauce to accompany his boorreetus.