ext_309159 ([identity profile] threeweapons.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-05 10:11 am
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Self Defense Club

As the students come in, they'd find Alanna staring suspiciously at a point on the ceiling and possibly glaring a bit. The gym is in it's usual set up, with mats spread on the floor and a table with a sign in sheet, snacks, and drinks off to the side. Once everyone is there, Alanna begins talking.

"Okay, Self Defense. Personally? I am of the opinion that if you don't know how to protect yourself physically, your best method is to simply avoid confrontation or run really, really fast." She handed out a pamphlet as she talked. "This offers you various ideas on how to get out of a confrontation without any violance. In a perfect world, they work. But then again, in a perfect world you wouldn't be in a situatino that needed self-defense.

So you can't walk away from the situation, what now? Defending yourself? Is a good idea. Protect your head and stomach since that's where all the major organs are. A limb can be fixed. Brain damage? Not so much. If your attacker is a guy? Knee to the groin is always a good one. Works for girls too, but doesn't hurt as much. Slapping two both hands on someone's ears will leave them dazed enough for you to get away. If the person grabs you from behind a strong step back into his insole will cause him pain. Girls? High heels are very painful when stabbed with, especially those thin ones that I always fall over when I wear.

Don't bring in any outside objects into the fight, they'll just get used against you. Remember, your goal is not to take your attacker out, it's to keep yourself alive until help arrives or to get away.

Today? Pair up. One of you is attacking, the other being attacked. You should try to talk/whatever your way out of the situation first. If you need a scenario? Dark alley way in the seedy part of town. There is padding in the back if you're afraid your partner will cause you bodily harm. Again, if Mr. Winchester or myself tell you to break it up? Break it up. Same goes for Faithful if/when he shows. Any questions?"

Re: Pair Up!

[identity profile] l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Billy burst out laughing. No way could he keep up the act in the face of that. No wonder he kept getting caught when trying to be a spy.

Re: Pair Up!

[identity profile] notthehulk.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Teddy grinned, "So if I ever get attacked by scary rednecks, I should accuse them of hitting on me?"

"Oh, and I think we both suck at this attacking thing now."

Re: Pair Up!

[identity profile] l1ttle-billy.livejournal.com 2006-10-06 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
"No that might just make them stop with the intimidating banter and go right for the beat down." Billy said.