fandomhigh | Music is Love: [9/26] Period 7

As the students come into the classroom they'll see that Lorne is on the stage fiddling with the karaoke machine.

"Hey kittens! Sorry about class last week," Lorne said once everyone had settled in.

Today we're going to talk about how music is used for various purposes. For instance:

Hot dogs! Armor Hot dogs!
What kind of kid likes armor Hotdogs?
Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks!
Fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox like hotdogs!
Armor hotdogs! The dogs kids love to bite!

Or another example and my personal favorite...

I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh, come on
Whoo, let's get it on
Ah, babe, let's get it on
Let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on
Whoo-ooh-ooh

We're all sensitive people
With so much to give
Understand me, sugar
Since we got to be
Let's live
I love you

There's nothin' wrong
With me lovin' you
Baby, no, no
And givin' yourself to me can never be wrong
If the love is true
Oh, babe, ooh, ooh

Don't you know
How sweet and wonderful life can be?
Whoo-ooh
I'm askin' you, baby
To get it on with me
Ooh, ooh, ooh

I ain't gonna worry, I ain't gonna push
Won't push you, baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush, hey

Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout
Come on, baby, hey, hey
Let your love come out
If you believe in love
Let's get it on, ooh, ooh
Let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on

Here we have two different uses of music. One is about getting people to buy meat that no decent person would put in their mouth if they knew what was in it and the other is about making sweeeeeet love to someone..."

Lorne paused for moment remembering his audience and then added:

"After saving themselves for marriage."

"Your assignment today is to sing us a song and tell us how it can be used. Whether it be spiritual, commercial, emotional or something else we're not aware of. Hop to it kittens. Show me what you got."

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Chat. Doodle. Hug Zuko.

Pick a song and tell us how the song is used.

He might even give you a cookie.

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner...

Nadia Santos

It did not escape Nadia's notice that Lorne seemed to seriously enjoy the second song. She tried not to think too much about that.

What rolls down stairs,
Alone or in pairs,
Rolls over your neighbor's dog,
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's log, log, log.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood,
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log,
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log,
Yes, it's log, log, log.

"Log. From Blammo." Nadia smiled, a little embarrassed. "That's another advertising song. But it sticks in your head really well, and these days, I think I use it more just to see who else sings along and remembers the old jingle. It's sort of a bonding thing."

There was a pause, then Nadia continued.

"I could sing the song for the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen, too,"

*spams you with lyrics to the Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksman anthem*

Our country reeks of trees,
Our yaks are really large,
and they smell like rotting beef carcasses.
And we have to clean up after them,
And our saddle sores are the best,
We proudly wear women's clothing
while searing sand blows up our skirts.

And the buzzards, they soar overhead
And poisonous snakes will devour us whole.
Our bones will bleach in the sun.
And we will probably go to *sound of a fart*
And that is our great reward,
For being the royal
Canadian Kilted Yaksmen!

"Can it be used to seduce any members of the RCMP?" Lorne asked "You know. Theoretically."

Okay... I have to hear this song. Who sings it?

"Um, probably not."

It's from Ren and Stimpy. To the tune of "Our Country tis of thee"

I can't believe I've never heard this song. I'm ashamed. Truly.

Zuko

It's quite possible that Zuko at some point stuck his fingers in his ears.

Yasutora Sado

"Would you sing it for us anyway?" Lorne asked. "I'll give you extra credit."

[ooc: And yes anyone who really wants to see the song should check the OOC comments at the bottom of the page. Don't make Nada C&P the lyrics again. Think of her!]

"What's the matter Zuchnini? You an Oscar Mayer fan?"

"Zuko," he gritted. "And I don't know what that is, but you can put down music as torture for another use."

Why yes, he was trying to escape having to actually sing himself.

"Torture? That's Marvin Gaye!" Lorne said looking horrified at Zuko. "Zuchini! Tell me you've heard of Marv!"

I love youtube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_gwNtp6kE).

Zuko shook his head, having a really bad feeling about this.

"Oh that's horrible. No wonder you're such a grumpy Gus," Lorne said shaking his head. "Obviously we need to do therapy. Everyone? Hug Zuchini!"

Lorne steps forward with his arms outstretched to give Zuko a big Pylean bear hug.

Zuko's eyes widened and wow, could the boy move fast as he was off and behind his seat in the blink of an eye. "Don't touch me."

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