http://professor-lyman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] professor-lyman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-09-20 10:41 am

American Political Campaigning (Wednesday, Sept. 20, 1st period)

Josh propped the door open so that he could keep an eye on the Student Council elections taking place in the hallway, then finally turned his attention to the three students in his classroom.

He smiled. "Okay. Today we talk about message. This is the campaign strategy--what we talked about last week--essentially boiled down to about a paragraph. It's why you should be elected and the other guy shouldn't be. It's what you use as your guideline to see if you should talk about an issue--does it fit in with our message? If it doesn't and you address it, you've gone off-message and you're wasting time."

He cleared his throat. "Speaking of time, Clarence, how many days do we have until Election Day--national election, not Student Council?" He waited for his response, then continued with his lecture. "Your message should be tailored to address the issues of the voters you need to win--the persuadable voters from the other sides, the undecideds in the middle of the road, and the soft supporters you have from your own party who need incentive to go out and vote."

He turned on a television he'd brought into the classroom. "This is an excerpt from John F. Kennedy's acceptance speech at the Democratic National Convention in 1960. This is about as good an example of a message statement as has ever been written."

He pushed play. "...That is the question of the New Frontier. That is the choice that our nation must make--a choice that lies not merely between two men or two parties, but between the public interest and private comfort, between national greatness and national decline, between the fresh air of progress and the stale, dank atmosphere of normalcy, between dedication and mediocrity..." Josh turned off the video. "Compare and contrast. Really great language helps, too, but the specific wording of the message isn't necessarily something you share outside of the campaign." He looked around the room. "But the message itself must be something that the voters understand clearly, or they won't vote for you. The message, if you do it right, is what will get them to vote for you and not for the other guy."

He passed out a handout. "Okay, today's work is easy. Imagine you are running for office." He grinned at Eric and Isabel. "Which shouldn't be too difficult for two of you. Fill in the following sentences with words you think best describe you and your opponent. Poof, instant message. Questions? Problems? Talk with your classmates or shout 'em out."

He sat down and cracked open a can of Caf-Pow like Abby had recommended. This was probably not going to bode well for his fourth period class.

Re: Sign in (Sept. 20, APC)

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel Evans

Re: Sign in (Sept. 20, APC)

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Marty Blank

Re: Sign in (Sept. 20, APC)

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-09-20 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Eric Weiss.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel always enjoys Josh's lectures so she paid pretty close attention.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Forty two days, six hours, five minutes and 32 seconds" Marty bluffed.

Really he should know better.

Re: Listen to the lecture

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm sorry, I was going by the lunar calendar," Marty replied brightly.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I should be elected because I'm experienced and successful at the job. I'm hardworking, dependable and have the students' best interests at heart."

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"Peter Parker is the only one with Fandom StuCo experience, although I know English Peter definitely has leadership experience of a slighly different sort. I'm not sure about the others,' she said with a nod in Weiss's direction. "But I think that I'm better suited for the job then someone who's campaign slogan is 'it's less time to leave him to his own devices."

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think it would work better for a daycare though. Or a T-ball team," Isabel grinned.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"When you go to vote next Tuesday, I want you to keep one thing in mind. The differences between us couldn't be clearer. You can vote for the party/candidate of GREAT TASTE or the party/candidate of LESS FILLING. When you close the curtain in the voting booth--when you see the name BLANK... Um. That's my name. Not a blank voting ballot... Remember that it stands for CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT BUTTER and not CARAMEL AND NUTS. I think what we (or our families, community, state) need(s) is more SEX IN THE WORKPLACE and a lot less GIANT ALIENS WHO USE UNCOMFORTABLE PROBES. That's what this election is about; that's what you are going to decide."

Marty might be having a little too much fun today.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"You don't think that Aliens with probes isn't a valid voting issue?" Marty asked going back to work on his message.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Isabel looked up and raised an eyebrow. "Leave my relatives out of it!"

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your relatives use probes?" Marty asked warily. "What's your position on cattle mutiliation?"

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
"The only mutilation of cattle I believe in involves charcoal and a grill," she laughed. "As for the use of probes, I can't say for certain. We still haven't had the big family reunion."

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"Then we should sink our teeth into the meat of the issues," Marty punned. "What's your preference Ms. Evans? Rare, medium or well done?"

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh," Isabel groaned. "That hurt. But if you're offering? I prefer medium-rare with pepperjack cheese."

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"So I'm guessing your campaign will be endorsed by the Beef eaters PAC?" Marty asked.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
"Carnivores for America, yes" she nodded.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-09-20 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Weiss gave it his best shot: "When you go to vote next Tuesday Wednesday, I want you to keep one thing in mind. The differences between us couldn't be clearer. You can vote for the party/candidate of vision or the party/candidate of rhetoric, symbols, and photo ops. When you close the curtain in the voting booth -- when you see the name Eric Weiss -- remember that it stands for progress and not reactionary weirdness. I think what we need is more world-class dedication and a lot less bureaucracy. That's what this election is about; that's what you are going to decide."

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] oatmanspatient.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"What's your stance on alien abductions?" Marty asked politely.

Re: Work on your message

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/weissguy_/ 2006-09-20 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Depends. Are the abductees willing participants or is it hostile?"

Re: OOC

[identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com 2006-09-20 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay new job!