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Announcements, Monday morning
"Hello, students, and welcome to your third week of school! This is your dean, The Tick! Just a few announcements today!"
"First, the construction in the dorms is now complete! Students may now use those facilities!"
"Second, Blair Sandburg, please stop by my office at some point today."
"Third, I was just reading about school administration techniques. You'll be happy to know that on the off-chance you're expelled for wielding a rubber chicken in an unseemly way, you can fight that expulsion by challenging me to a game of checkers! The bad news is that I'm very good at checkers!"
"That is it for announcements today. Have a pleasant day, chums!"
"First, the construction in the dorms is now complete! Students may now use those facilities!"
"Second, Blair Sandburg, please stop by my office at some point today."
"Third, I was just reading about school administration techniques. You'll be happy to know that on the off-chance you're expelled for wielding a rubber chicken in an unseemly way, you can fight that expulsion by challenging me to a game of checkers! The bad news is that I'm very good at checkers!"
"That is it for announcements today. Have a pleasant day, chums!"