http://cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] cheerfulgoth.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-08-16 01:11 am
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Advanced Computers #6, Wednesday Afternoon 8/16

"Get your sorry butts in the chairs, noobs!" Abby stood at the front of the class with an angry expression on her face. "Today's class is on flaming. We're going to learn what it is, how not to embarrass ourselves while doing out and then we're going to have an all out flame war."

Abby dropped the grumpy face and smiled at the students before lecturing on the history of flaming and clicked some of the old Usenet battles up on the plasma screen, before giving tips on how to flame properly. "We've also got a site that tells us about the different kind of flame warriors. There are the well known warriors like 'Lurker' and 'Newbie' and 'Fanboy'. But I want you to look through and figure out it if you're an Propellerhead, a Big Dog, Innocence Abused, or an Ent."

"For the purposes of our flame wars today, there are only a few rules. I care more about spelling than I do dirty language so while some netspeak is acceptable try to show some intelligence. Secondly, you can use graphics if they are nws, just post links. Finally, keep this in the forums. It's all in good fun so don't take it personal."

"Finally, for anyone that's bored there's a game where you can literally flame forum posters." Abby grinned. "It doesn't get much better than a game that lets you shoot fire from your mouth to burn other people to a crisp."

[OCD up! Have fun flaming!]

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] bridge-carson.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Bridge Carson

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] connernotconnor.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Conner McKnight

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Zack Addy

Re: Sign In

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Willow Rosenberg

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 12:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Zack had a feeling this might be more trouble that it was worth but...

Bitterwoman sucks.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh it was ON.

You're only saying that because you're interrogating its text from the wrong perspective.

Not that Willow had ever participated in far too many of these flame wars or anything.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 01:46 pm (UTC)(link)
It's seventies explotation schlock at it's worst, what is there to be interrogated.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're saying you hate women?

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
How does not liking a show notorious for it's sexual explotiation disguised as new-wave feminism translate to hating women?

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're saying women can't be sexual and be strong at the same time? God, you're just like the military. Of which I am a member.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
No, just that there's a difference between owning your sexuality and some masochist's kinky wet dream.

What does the military have to do wih anything?

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you fought in the Balkans? Then you're hardly one to speak now are you.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
What does the most war torn region of Eastern Europe have to do with a cheesy tv show?

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You know it is so typical of fanboys like you to only focus on the breasts and cheesy costumes so reminiscient of those girls who kiss in bars just to get a boy's attention when the REAL intellectual persuit involves the interracial relationships which, let's face it, I'm the only person around here qualified to talk about since I wrote a report on Martin Luther King Jr. that was AWARD WINNING.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. Zack could fight fire with fire.

Stop opressing me.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
You're only saying that because you just LOVE jumping on the bandwagon of naming me the most evil person on this newsgroup.

Re: OOC

[identity profile] apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...I think I've talked to Willow online. *runs for the hills*

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm saying that because as a black lesbian I find your superior hetronormative veiwpoint oppressive.

Ha!

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] willbedone.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You're only saying you're a lesbian because it's trendy.

Re: Flame On!

[identity profile] twohalvesofaphd.livejournal.com 2006-08-16 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I'm saying that because I like girls.

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