http://jarodpretends.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jarodpretends.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2006-07-30 08:59 pm
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Lying and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Class #4

Jarod was waiting with his hands behind his back as the class arrived. "Hello again. I hope you've all recovered from having to tell the truth last week," he smirked, "because this week you'll be lying yourselves sick."

"You've shaded the truth so much that it's no longer believable, or someone has checked your references--in any event, you've been found out. Your job during this class is to either pair up or have a group of three of you, and for one of you to make the other person or people believe that you know what you're talking about. It's your job to get yourself out of whatever trouble you've gotten yourself into. But it's your partner's job to come up with the scenario."

"You're teenagers, so hopefully I won't have to tell you how to lie, but I'm here if you have questions."



[ooc: Not here until 6 pm EST. The way this works is: Partner 1 confronts Partner 2 with the scenario that's been flubbed. Partner 2 lies his or her way out of it.]

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Pippi Longstocking

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Pippi is sitting here looking for partners.

On her tush even.

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[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler Durden

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Tyler grinned at Pippi. "Shall we lie together?," he asked.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh yes please!" Pippi grinned. "But we should find a third person to lie with!"

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[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
M. Parker

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
"I like a girl who will lie in a group," Tyler deadpanned.

He's probably going to hell.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Sometimes I lie by myself." Pippi said. "When I'm really bored. But it's not as much fun."

Yes, he probably was.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Parker wandered over, nodding to both of them. "Hey, Pippi. Tyler. Mind if I joing you two?"

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
"Hi Parker! Have a seat... I mean... Yes... Of course we mind..." she said totally deadpan and obviously lying.

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[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
"Totally," Tyler concurred. "We hate you. Go away. Don't you dare lie with us or we'll puke."

As he spoke, he shoved a seat into position so Parker could sit.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Parker took the seat with a grin, then gave them both deadpan looks. "So, what do you have to say for yourselves? How did you possibly get into this mess?"

She had no idea what mess it was supposed to be, but she could channel her father with the best of them.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
"We were only following your orders," Tyler said. "You told us to do it this way."

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"It would have worked out better if you'd given us the authority to improvise." Pippi added for good measure.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Parker glared at them both. "That's what the cellphones and magic wands were for. How are we supposed to beat West Jefferson High School, if they still have their mascot? I'm very disappointed."

Okay, whoa, too close to her dad's voice right there. Parker snapped her mouth shut.

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
"You gave us defective supplies," Tyler said,. "The cell phones all played out of tune. Couldn't get a decent rendition of their fight song for shit. You should pay us double."

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[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
"Triple even." Pippi said. "My wand was warped. Why do I always get a warped one? Stupid thing kept resetting to pumpkins."

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] mparkerceo.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Parker facepalmed to hide the giggles. Tyler-as-outraged-slacker and Pippi-as-outraged-agent were starting to crack her up.

"It would've killed you to call in for reinforcements? Did you even made it in the building?"

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[identity profile] tyler-gone.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, yeah," Tyler said, glaring. "And you could have told us they would have set out mousetraps. They almost took off our toes. We're billing you for that."

Re: Lie your tushes off

[identity profile] strongestgirl.livejournal.com 2006-07-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
"And what part of 'bad cel reception wasn't clear? And while we're asking questions, why did the instructions say to wear open toed shoes anyway?" Pippi said. "Are you trying to set us up or something?"

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