Guidance Offices

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

*If anyone needs words with Death today, she's here.

Her mun can be blamed for her previous absence.*

Comments

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Hey, um, *coughcanteachersgetcounselingtoocough*

*whistles innocently*

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

*grins* C'mon in, Mr Beeblebrox. Or would you prefer President?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

For you, Zaphod works just fine.

*ping!*

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

Zaphod will do, then. I'm Death, but I'm sure you know that just as well as I knew you're Zaphod Beeblebrox the Nothingth.

*Her smile isn't as perfect, but she tries.*

Is something troubling you?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Well, ya see, I just sort of 'bam', had this epiphany.

I think I may have commitment issues.

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

To people? To work? Perhaps to both, or something else?

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

All of it! The longest job I've ever held was as a mascot for a third rate Brockian Ultra-Cricket team. Do you know how many times I almost "dropped the soap" in the team shower? Those people have three legs. THREE LEGS. Take a mental picture baby, 'cause I had to see the real thing. Naked.

*shudders*

Add let's not even get started on how I am at relationships...

[bluemanoncampus.livejournal.com]

::knocks on door::

Miss Death? Are you available?

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

*opens it, happily.*

I always am.

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

Well.

*There's a long, contemplative pause.*

Maybe you might want to get started on how you are at relationships? if it's cathartic to talk about? I can do my best to advise.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

How I do at relationship's. I don't, really. I mean, the only girl I could ever stand-

She-

You know, I think this epiphpany is finally wearing off. Thanks for your time, but I've got some business to take care of on the other side of the galaxy. Real top notch adventures, ya know?

*hops away in a spaceship*