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fandomhigh2026-06-16 02:24 pm
tellmehowstuffworks) wrote in fandomhigh2026-06-16 02:24 pm
Coping with the Non-Modern World, Tuesday, Second Period
"Let's talk about phones," Yennefer declared, holding up hers. "Your phone is your lifeline. Your phone is how you can call Portalocity to get you out of the hellhole you occupy, whether that be temporarily to restock on chocolate or more permanently because you have come to your senses. Your phone also has a very finite battery and is prone to being damaged by being dropped from a normal height. What is one to do? Firstly, I would advise investing in a military-grade case. It doesn't matter that it's ugly and only comes in black, it matters that it will make your phone survive being thrown through a wall into a swimming pool. Second, turn the phone off when not in use. Only power it on when needed, or perhaps once a week or every few days if you're in regular contact with someone else with a transdimensional working phone. Third, if electricity hasn't been invented in your world, invest in a good solar charger and guard it closely. Are there any questions?"
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"What if you don't like looking at them?"
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A much better thing to think about than, oh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaanything she'd been thinking about since this weekend, thanks.
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Henry blinked at her.