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Philosophy of Food, 3rd period
Class today met in the Danger Shop, which had been made to look like a very nice dining room, with a gourmet kitchen at one end in case anybody needed to make any last-minute adjustments to their offerings.
"Welcome to our final class," Hannibal greeted them with a smile. "I hope you've all brought your signature items. Today we'll be eating them. There will be no judging, only sharing these things and our stories about why these things are important to us and what meaning they may have."
He waved at his own offering. "I have made croque monsieur. My parents passed away when I was young, and I lived in an orphanage for some time. When my uncle adopted me and moved me to Paris, one of the first things I was given to eat was this. It's a kind of comfort food - a sandwich with ham and gruyère cheese, on good bread, with a béchamel sauce poured over it. Not terribly glamorous, but it held great significance to me."
He sat and nodded at them to do the same, then waited for their dishes and explanations.
"Welcome to our final class," Hannibal greeted them with a smile. "I hope you've all brought your signature items. Today we'll be eating them. There will be no judging, only sharing these things and our stories about why these things are important to us and what meaning they may have."
He waved at his own offering. "I have made croque monsieur. My parents passed away when I was young, and I lived in an orphanage for some time. When my uncle adopted me and moved me to Paris, one of the first things I was given to eat was this. It's a kind of comfort food - a sandwich with ham and gruyère cheese, on good bread, with a béchamel sauce poured over it. Not terribly glamorous, but it held great significance to me."
He sat and nodded at them to do the same, then waited for their dishes and explanations.

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This, however, was not actually his usual fisherman's favorite paella from those evenings, but, instead, a much more simple and direct variation of it, a detail he suspected only one of his fellow gourmands in the classroom would notice.
Which was precisely the point of the difference.
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Everyone, please contain your shock and surprise.
"When it comes to the kind of food that really sticks with you and tells a story," he declared, "there's nothing more reliable, more dependable, more convenient than good old Cup NoodleTM! Not only is it packed with unbeatable flavor and deliciousness, but that deliciousness also comes in a wide variety of incredible flavors," he was now setting out several more containers, from who even knew where, "to satisfy and delight every palate. Me, personally? I like the big, meaty flavors, but they have great vegetable and saucy kinds, too! They pack a satisfying punch, and you can't beat how easy they are to make.just add water and whatever other fresh ingredients you have a hand, and you're ready for a mouthful of magnificent, in an easy to go package that makes Cup NoodleTM the right snack or meal for any time!
"Even when food was scarce, and every meal was filled with uncertainty, I knew that if I had some delicious Cup NoodleTM on hand, then things were going to be pretty okay. Great for the good times, there for you in the tough times. And I've been pretty blessed to know some great chefs in my time," a nudge of his elbow to Ignis and a wink throw to Nell, "but sometimes? The awesome power of Cup NoodleTM just can't be beat to fight my massive hunger!"
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So she came to class today with six individual ramekins, each holding a pretty dessert. She would understand if you all assumed she had made Ignis make it for her.
"This is a lavender honey posset," she said, wearing an amused smile. "It was my brother's favorite dessert. We didn't have much refined sugar and whatnot growing up; our overall country had been left in shambles and my father's...prefecture? county? there doesn't seem to be an exact English equivalent...had been fighting off an invading army since we were children. So, most of our desserts were flavored with honey or beet sugar. I preferred tarter, sweeter flavors, like berries, but my brother preferred florals--and he was the heir. This is one of the very few dishes I ever bothered to learn to make." She laughed, light and airy. "Probably because it was so easy. I made some anytime his battalion was in the area. Lavender is a common healing herb, so my clerical order had it in spades. Hung up in every sickroom." She paused, like she hadn't anticipated saying that, and then shrugged and laughed again. "Made it easy to steal a few stems whenever I needed to."
She passed a ramekin to everyone, leaving the last in front of herself, smile turning wicked. "Now, the real question, do any of you trust what I made enough to try it?"
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And, if in all of that, before taking up a spoon, his other hand dropped to brush against hers, who was to say why?
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"It's with that kind of spite that you won my heart," Liliana said, fluttering her eyelashes at him with very over-the-top coquetry.
Her ramekin sat untouched in front of her.
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"Did you enjoy this as well, or did you only learn to make it for his sake?" he asked as he ate that bite.
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"Oh, I enjoyed it well enough," Liliana said, though she had not yet picked up her spoon to try it and showed no intentions of doing so. "I have always had an irrepressible sweet tooth, darling."
The dessert was fairly decent. Not particularly inspired, none of the touches that Hannibal would expect from someone with a true love of the kitchen, but it was something easy that had clearly been made many times before. A competent, if not terribly inspired, offering.
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A small grin seemed to tilt it toward the later. "I suppose one could still be considered quite To Be Determined, and some," a small clear of his throat, "may find it a bit up for debate, but so far..."
He trailed off a little, smile softening, then fading slightly as he added, "The other, however, was undoubtedly for the worst. Nothing even tasted quite the same, after that. It marked, unequivocally, the darkest period of my life..." This huff was undeniably wry, "in more ways than one. But now I truly feel as though I'm entered one of the brightest.
"Perfectly balanced. Just as ai should very much hope the dish will be, as well!"
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She set a loaf of bread down as well. "I brought some fresh baked bread to go with, because you really need it to sop up the juices at the end. It's one of my favorites. Simple and it can cook on the stove all day so when you get in from whatever work you've been doing the whole house smells wonderful and welcoming."
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