Sam Eagle (
but_mostly_america) wrote in
fandomhigh2025-05-15 04:17 pm
American National Park Tours with Sam Eagle, Thursday 5/15 2nd period
“Welcome!” Sam boomed out once his entire class was assembled outside Portalocity . “I am your instructor, Sam Eagle, and this summer i will be sharing with you the majesty of the American National Park System!”
“Today we will be going to visit the very first National Park. Yellowstone! Come along, through the portal. We have much to see!”
Once everyone had arrived at the park safely (all 4 of them including the Muppet), Sam gestured grandly.
“Welcome to the world's first National Park! Not only the first in America. We are leaders!”
Sure, Sam.
“Yellowstone was established on March 1, 1872. It is mostly located in Wyoming but a small portion is located in Montana and an even smaller one in Idaho! Three great states!”
Sure, Sam.
“There are many species of wildlife here. Do not interfere with them!”
If you got eaten by a bear you were on your own, folks.
“Our first stop today will be visiting Old Faithful! A geyser! It is due to erupt at approximately 2:04 PM today! And then we shall take a hike! But first and foremost we must introduce ourselves!"
“Today we will be going to visit the very first National Park. Yellowstone! Come along, through the portal. We have much to see!”
Once everyone had arrived at the park safely (all 4 of them including the Muppet), Sam gestured grandly.
“Welcome to the world's first National Park! Not only the first in America. We are leaders!”
Sure, Sam.
“Yellowstone was established on March 1, 1872. It is mostly located in Wyoming but a small portion is located in Montana and an even smaller one in Idaho! Three great states!”
Sure, Sam.
“There are many species of wildlife here. Do not interfere with them!”
If you got eaten by a bear you were on your own, folks.
“Our first stop today will be visiting Old Faithful! A geyser! It is due to erupt at approximately 2:04 PM today! And then we shall take a hike! But first and foremost we must introduce ourselves!"

Sign In [5/15]
Introductions! [5/15]
Explore Yellowstone [5/15]
Sam probably won't look for you.
But check out the big geyser, take a little hike, admire wildlife from a safe distance, take some photos...
OOC [5/15]
Re: Sign In [5/15]
Re: Introductions! [5/15]
She'd seen weirder.
Re: Explore Yellowstone [5/15]
Re: Sign In [5/15]
Re: Introductions! [5/15]
Re: Sign In [5/15]