If BD-1 could laugh, he would be losing it at both of them. For now, he was just making mental notes for how much therapy Cal might need later.

"Is this a thing? Do I need to tell people I'm not a eunuch?" New nightmare unlocked, thanks Arden! "I thought it was a given. I know I'm not from Earth but I thought we all just assumed everyone has..." Cue the uncomfortable motioning to his bits. "You know, the same stuff going on for the most part. Wait, why were you talking to Gray about this?"

Maybe coming here had been an awful idea after all.