Senshi just gave Flint a long look of deep disappointment. "That's not how you speak to a kid," he said, going over to the child and hunkering down - well, not very far because he wasn't much taller than the kid already.

"Hey," he said softly, much in the same way he spoke to spooked animals. "Looks like you're havin' some big feelin's right now."

Were they gonna get this child off the playground equipment quickly? Absolutely not. But were they maybe gonna have a child a little bit better adjusted to their emotions?

...Jury was also out. Kids, yo.