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fandomhigh2024-03-13 11:49 am
sith_happened) wrote in fandomhigh2024-03-13 11:49 am
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Teamwork, Wednesday, March 13, 2024
New Wednesday, same weird teachers! "So," Anakin began, "we're back to normal again, back into our routines where the same people are doing the same things and gradually driving us all crazy by the way they tap their fingers against the table as they think, or never put the cap on the toothpaste, or drink all of the coffee without starting a new pot."
Just pulling examples out of the air, really, not from several decades of marriage.
"Leaving dismembered droid parts all over your shared quarters..." For another completely random example.
"That was Obi-Wan," Anakin lied.
"Lying about who left dismembered droid parts all over your quarters," Ahsoka continued without skipping a beat. "I know he didn't do Artoo's maintenance."
"Maybe Artoo left Artoo's parts on the floor," Anakin declared.
"Oh, and now we're blaming Artoo?" Maybe if it had been Chopper, Ahsoka might have bought it.
"Artoo isn't always perfect!" Another lie. Artoo was always perfect. Anakin coughed. "So. How do you stop petty problems from escalating? Do you ignore it? Bring it up? Move out?"
Join the Sith, Ahsoka didn't say. "The ideal solution is to talk it over like adults."
Stop laughing.
Just pulling examples out of the air, really, not from several decades of marriage.
"Leaving dismembered droid parts all over your shared quarters..." For another completely random example.
"That was Obi-Wan," Anakin lied.
"Lying about who left dismembered droid parts all over your quarters," Ahsoka continued without skipping a beat. "I know he didn't do Artoo's maintenance."
"Maybe Artoo left Artoo's parts on the floor," Anakin declared.
"Oh, and now we're blaming Artoo?" Maybe if it had been Chopper, Ahsoka might have bought it.
"Artoo isn't always perfect!" Another lie. Artoo was always perfect. Anakin coughed. "So. How do you stop petty problems from escalating? Do you ignore it? Bring it up? Move out?"
Join the Sith, Ahsoka didn't say. "The ideal solution is to talk it over like adults."
Stop laughing.