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In the Cupcake of Good and Evil, Tuesday 2nd Period [2/20]
"Last week," Summer started cheerfully, in a way that might make some be a little wary that she'd actually managed to find something even worse than last week's contribution, but, rest assured, she was merely just riding the high the the pus cupcakes…probably, "we talked about how much of an impact what you put in your cupcakes can make with filling them. This week, we're going to be looking at the impact of what can happen when what you put into your cupcakes is alcohol."
Stark, for his part, was always somewhat wary when it came to Summer’s food ideas. Stark was no fool. Usually. “Like the champagne I used last week?” He was foolishly hopeful sometimes though. “Or sangria? Maybe bourbon?”
"Or Malört"!" Summer said cheerfully, clearly the one word that everyone definitely wanted to hear just then, as she gestured to a tray of otherwise innocuous looking cupcakes in front of her.
“Summer, no,” Stark said. “Nobody wants that in a cupcake! I’m not sure anyone really wants to drink it, either.” It existed just so people could torture others by making them try it, didn’t it? “I have champagne, again. This time for these cranberry mimosa cupcakes.”
"Hmmm," Summer looked a little thoughtful for a moment. "Do you think maybe the PBR cupcakes would be better, then?"
“Beer in cupcakes is fine,” Stark said, looking at her a little suspiciously. “Unless you’re doing something else to it? Or is that terrible beer? Does it taste like the Malört? Or worse? I don’t know.”
Turning back towards the students, he continued, “if it’s worse than Malört I don’t recommend it. But there are plenty of options for things that aren’t worse. We have many of them here for you to utilize if you wish.” He just hoped nobody was going to use the Malört, Anakin.
Stark, for his part, was always somewhat wary when it came to Summer’s food ideas. Stark was no fool. Usually. “Like the champagne I used last week?” He was foolishly hopeful sometimes though. “Or sangria? Maybe bourbon?”
"Or Malört"!" Summer said cheerfully, clearly the one word that everyone definitely wanted to hear just then, as she gestured to a tray of otherwise innocuous looking cupcakes in front of her.
“Summer, no,” Stark said. “Nobody wants that in a cupcake! I’m not sure anyone really wants to drink it, either.” It existed just so people could torture others by making them try it, didn’t it? “I have champagne, again. This time for these cranberry mimosa cupcakes.”
"Hmmm," Summer looked a little thoughtful for a moment. "Do you think maybe the PBR cupcakes would be better, then?"
“Beer in cupcakes is fine,” Stark said, looking at her a little suspiciously. “Unless you’re doing something else to it? Or is that terrible beer? Does it taste like the Malört? Or worse? I don’t know.”
Turning back towards the students, he continued, “if it’s worse than Malört I don’t recommend it. But there are plenty of options for things that aren’t worse. We have many of them here for you to utilize if you wish.” He just hoped nobody was going to use the Malört, Anakin.