Toy Gun Club: 4/29

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty woke up early because "Oh Boy! Saturday! Yay!"

He ran down to the the gun range and unlocked the weapons locker to find that the regular weapons had been transformed to squirt guns, nerf dart guns, suction cup guns, laser tag guns and cap guns.

He then posted the rulez:
(Written in Crayon)

1. No Gurlz alllowwwed.
2. Donut shoot somebuddy's eye out.
3. No entruns entur comming in withoot a passwurd.
4. Marty is king. Obey me!

[ooc: "Gurlz" are allowed. The password is whatever you want it to be.]


[ooc2: Going AFK. All girls can consider themselves able to enter after getting squirted by Marty's squirt gun.]

Comments

Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

If you *can* spell that is

Cowboys and Indians

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Because we're kids damn it

Alien Invasion!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Shoot the alien! If it happens to be Aeryn then so be it

Laser Tag

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Cool! Laser beams!

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

After brakefast and the Wizbits, Pippi bangs on the door to the gun club.

"SPONK!" she yells out by way of a password.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[janet_fraiser]

Janet stomped her wee little foot and pouted. "You let me in, Marty! Girls are too allowed!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Nuh-uh! No girls!" Marty said and sprayed her with a squirt gun.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"No girls!" Marty shouted back.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

, Pippi yelled insistantly.

"Sponk is the password you gotta let me in them's the rulz! ...Besides, yer like the only boy in the gun club DUH! So open up!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty opened the door holding a squirt gun. "This isn't cootie club! It's gun club! And you can't come in!"

He then sprayed Pippie with the squirt gun.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi let Marty squirt her in the face with the water gun and put her hand on the open door.

A weetiny Mr Neilson poked his head up over wee!Pippi's shoulder.

"Thank you for opening the door Marty!" she said as water dripped off her face.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia read over the rules. She was so not amused. Stupid Marty. Stupid rules. Stupid . . . .

Aha!

She knocked, calling out the bestest password she could think of. "Marty is stupid!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Am not!"

Marty opens the door and squirts Nadia with his squirt gun.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty stared at the monkey for a moment. "Can I play with your monkey? You can come in if I get to play with the monkey."

[ooc: going AFK]

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia frowned. She was bigger 'n Marty. She deserved some respect. "Are too!"

She made a grab for the squirt gun.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Hey! Leggo! That's mine!" Marty said grappling for the squirt gun and then falling on his butt.

And then he began to cry.

[ooc: going AFK]

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[nadiathesaint]

Nadia sighed. Boys were so dumb. But the door was open, so she came in, gave stupid Marty back his stupid gun, and went to go get one of her own.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi looked at Mr. Neilson and Mr. Neilson looked back at Pippi. They nodded to eachother and the Monkey jumped onto Marty's shoulder.

"Sir Neilson would be delighted to play with you Marty." she said. "Just be careful you don't shoot him or nothin."

Re: Laser Tag

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Pippi would rather be playing "Pirates and Royal Navy"...

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[janet_fraiser]

"You're still a meanie!" Janet ran into the room anyway and started looking for a squirt gun to spray the icky mean boy with.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Maureen pouted at the notice, stuck out her tongue, and yelled, "Marty-Q is a bar-be-que!"

She wiped the water off her face and scowled at Marty. "You'll be sorry, Marty-Q-Blank." Then she went off to find her own squirt gun.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"I won't! Hi Monkey!" Marty said waving his hand in greeting.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Parkie is a dork!" Marty yelled back.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Marty is a Moonie!" Maureen isn't sure what a Moonie is, just that her daddy thought they were stupid.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Am not!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Am not! You're a meanie!" Marty yelled after her.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[janet_fraiser]

Janet grabbed a suction cup dart gun and shot a suction cup right at Marty's nose.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

"Are so! Moonie Marty Moonie Marty Marty the Moonie Marty!" Maureen grabbed a squirtgun, and aimed at Marty. "Prepare to be wet-inated!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[strongestgirl.livejournal.com]

Mr. Neilson, who was wearing a sweater today, waved back and eep'ed something in Monkey.

"Sir Neilson says hello back!" Pippi translated.

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty raised his squirt gun an shot back at Parker. "Am not!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty ended his tantrum as soon as he got his gun back.

Then squirted his gun again at Nadia's head. "Meanie!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker spluttered, as she got it in the face, and shot wildly at Marty. "ARE! SO!"

Re: Sign-in/Say the password

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John signs in after the "NERF OR DIE" password.

Re: Cowboys and Indians

[apocalypsesoon.livejournal.com]

John's totally a ninja Old West Indian.