fandomhigh | The Multiverse is F'd, Y'all; Wednesday, Second Period [12/13].

Tempting as it was to stay very true to the title of the class and introduce everyone to the universe where people celebrated Blumbus instead of Christmas, she decided that maybe ritualistic mating and cannibalism of young males was a little...heavy for this time of year, so, instead, they were getting Ruben.

Who was Ruben, you may ask? Well, at the moment, he seemed like just a giant unkempt old man in a Santa suit floating above your basic-ass suburban USA street all decked out for Christmas, but Summer was about to explain further.

"Once upon a time," she started, "in my dimension, this guy," she pointed up to the giant disheveled Santa overhead, "had a anatomy-based theme park built inside of him that went haywire to the point where he exploded and that is an actual Christmas memory I have, it was disgusting, it was pre-Fandom, it's the kind of story to show you how this class title is not fucking around and why nothing about this place has really phased me all that much. But, anyway, I thought about using today to look at some alternate Christmases in different dimensions, one of which includes a murderous robot Santa and a shocking amount of them including some outsider trying to come in and change it in some way, only to be taught an important lesson about the importance of the holiday, buuuuut I already had this sim in the Danger Shop from when I taught it ages ago, so we're sticking with that.

"And if you want, we can talk about different dimensions' Christmases, but mostly, it's an excuse to hang out in a really gross amusement part built inside a guy that really did happen, don't try to think about it too much, just repeat to yourself the name of this class, and we're all good. Merry Christmas!"

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About to spend your holiday inside a dude.

Heh.

And reassure yourself that this was actually one of Summer's lighter options!

SOMEHOW.

It's like Jurassic Park, but with anatomy! And there's a whole big breakdown on all the different rides and attractions to be found here, but it's not 2020 anymore, so there's no way anyone's copy-pasta-ing all that! Feel free to explore and experience Anatomy Park at your leisure and wonder what this has anything to do with Christmas again, because it would be fair if you kind of lost the plot on that one, Summer gets it.