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but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2023-11-30 12:37 pm
Sam Eagle Presents: The Weird States of America, Thursday 11/30
“Hello, students!” Sam greeted them, precisely on time as always. “Today we shall discuss the 50th state in our great nation. Hawaii!”
“Currently Hawaii is the final state to join our union! Which is, of course, one of the weird things about it! Why did they wait so long?”
Sam. Sam. Colonizing is bad!
“Additionally Hawaii is very far from the rest of the country! Over two thousand miles away in fact. This is absurd. Why must they be located so far from the rest of us? Are they hiding something?”
They might be hiding from Sam, honestly.
“Did you know the state bird of Hawaii is the Hawaiian Goose and not the noble bald eagle? How dare they!”
Might have had something to do with how bald eagles lived other places. Maybe.
“And their attire!” Sam shuddered. “Those atrocious shirts! And skirts made of grass? Grass is not a textile! Clothing should be made of fabric! Just not the fabrics used on those…shirts.”
Somewhere, Steve McGarrett was feeling deeply offended without knowing why.
“Now, students, who would like to comment on Hawaii? Oh! I nearly forgot the over abundance of pineapples! A deeply weird fruit related neither to pine nor apple!”
“Currently Hawaii is the final state to join our union! Which is, of course, one of the weird things about it! Why did they wait so long?”
Sam. Sam. Colonizing is bad!
“Additionally Hawaii is very far from the rest of the country! Over two thousand miles away in fact. This is absurd. Why must they be located so far from the rest of us? Are they hiding something?”
They might be hiding from Sam, honestly.
“Did you know the state bird of Hawaii is the Hawaiian Goose and not the noble bald eagle? How dare they!”
Might have had something to do with how bald eagles lived other places. Maybe.
“And their attire!” Sam shuddered. “Those atrocious shirts! And skirts made of grass? Grass is not a textile! Clothing should be made of fabric! Just not the fabrics used on those…shirts.”
Somewhere, Steve McGarrett was feeling deeply offended without knowing why.
“Now, students, who would like to comment on Hawaii? Oh! I nearly forgot the over abundance of pineapples! A deeply weird fruit related neither to pine nor apple!”
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