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good_for_six) wrote in
fandomhigh2023-11-14 10:59 pm
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Archaeology For Fun and Profit! - Tuesday, First Period
Today the Danger Shop was set up to look a lot like the kind of highly reputable place full of highly reputable people where you'd expect a rogue archaeologist and dashing pirate to spend their time.
"So far, we've covered many topics." Had you, Aphra? Had you really? "But now we come to a very important one, the profit."
"Because cultural importance is all well and good," Isabela added, "But you can't eat it."
"And you would not believe how cut-throat a grant application process can be," Aphra said. "These guys are far safer, trust me."
"In any case, your task today is to take your completely legitimately acquired objects and find a completely legitimate buyer."
"And not get shot."
"Or stabbed!"
"So far, we've covered many topics." Had you, Aphra? Had you really? "But now we come to a very important one, the profit."
"Because cultural importance is all well and good," Isabela added, "But you can't eat it."
"And you would not believe how cut-throat a grant application process can be," Aphra said. "These guys are far safer, trust me."
"In any case, your task today is to take your completely legitimately acquired objects and find a completely legitimate buyer."
"And not get shot."
"Or stabbed!"
