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fandomhigh2023-09-21 11:21 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2023-09-21 11:21 pm
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Ass-Kicking 101, Thursday, 3rd Period
The teachers had some of those kind of really creepy self defense dummies set up for the class to work on some of the basics.
"Weak points on an opponent," Jane said. "They tend to be the same on, well, humans. I can't say it'll be exactly the same on any other species."
Because aliens. Also magic.
"Basically people are kind of fucked up," Cara said. "They have a lot of places you can mess them up good. And we'll be showing you some of them today." Some. Some of them. Don't ask how many Cara actually knew, you didn't want to hear the answer.
"They are the solar plexus," Jane said, pointing out the spots on the dummy as she listed them. "The nose, the instep, and the groin."
Oh yeah, encouraging the class to knee someone.
"Please note that the last, while more effective on those who keep certain parts of their anatomy outside their bodies, also works for people who don't." Remember that, kids, at least one of you would canonically need that knowledge.
"So, let's practice on those spots," Jane said, hoping she wouldn't break the poor thing.
Just ignore any crunching noises, Cara could reassure you all they weren't the least bit realistic.
"Weak points on an opponent," Jane said. "They tend to be the same on, well, humans. I can't say it'll be exactly the same on any other species."
Because aliens. Also magic.
"Basically people are kind of fucked up," Cara said. "They have a lot of places you can mess them up good. And we'll be showing you some of them today." Some. Some of them. Don't ask how many Cara actually knew, you didn't want to hear the answer.
"They are the solar plexus," Jane said, pointing out the spots on the dummy as she listed them. "The nose, the instep, and the groin."
Oh yeah, encouraging the class to knee someone.
"Please note that the last, while more effective on those who keep certain parts of their anatomy outside their bodies, also works for people who don't." Remember that, kids, at least one of you would canonically need that knowledge.
"So, let's practice on those spots," Jane said, hoping she wouldn't break the poor thing.
Just ignore any crunching noises, Cara could reassure you all they weren't the least bit realistic.
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