According to our somewhat psychopathic principal's rules, as long as you keep the salamanders locked up securely, feed them and make sure they have their shots, you can keep them.

I don't use a regular camera at all, as my glasses are a visual and audio recording medium, but I'm sure we can dig something up around here someplace. Are you interested in work-study, by any chance? I think that having a photographer we can loan out to our ...

Diplomacy is not my forte, damn it.

... aspiring journalists, would be to the advantage of all. It's good experience for reality as well. Pictures can make or break a story, or a career and having to negotiate for a photographer can be an interesting experience.

It can also lead to totally spurious charges of kidnapping and extortion but into every life a little rain must fall.

Talk to the guy in the computer lab. See if he knows where we can dig up some equipment for you.