fandomhigh | Sam Eagle Presents WeirDONT'S: How Not To Be A Weirdo, Monday, Period Five, 6/19

“Students!” Sam barked out in a very bird-like fashion at precisely the appointed time, “we have come to the end of our time together. I am certain this is is a disappointment for all of you. But fear not! I am to remain on this very weird island for the remainder of the summer and I shall endeavor to continue my quest to bring a sense of decency to this place!”

Sam, nobody was worried about whether or not you were staying for the rest of the summer. Well, maybe Beaker was. Oh dear.

“Today, we must assess what you have learned over the course of the past several weeks!”

Nothing, Sam. They’d learned nothing from you.

“So, we shall begin with you,” Sam continued, oblivious to any panicked/confused/etc expressions on the faces of any students as he pointed to one of them at random.

“Tell us what you have learned about how not to be weird when surrounded by weirdness! You could discuss music! Clothing! Perhaps even food. As long as your topic remains decent and wholesome. You may begin!”