Totally Safe Science, Tuesday, May 16, 2023

[meepmeepmeep]

Today Beaker was at the front of the lab in his lab coat, glancing suspiciously at a dozen small wastebaskets full of paper.

"Oh it's much improved, Beaky," a voice was saying through the speakerphone. "Fireproof paper! Your documents will never be in peril again!"

Beaker meeped dubiously, then disconnected the call and passed out one basket to each victim student.

"Meep meep meep meep meep mee!" he said, holding up a small flamethower, then pointing to the flamethrowers on each person's station. "Meep meep meep meep mee!"

He ignited his. "Mee, mee, meep!"

And then he tried to light the paper in his wastebasket.

Well.

At least the fire suppression system in this room was incredibly robust? Maybe some of Dr. Bunson's experimental paper didn't catch fire?

But it's Beaker's class, so the probability of you leaving covered in foam are higher than your normal class...

Comments

Sign in 5/16

[meepmeepmeep]

Like you're about to be covered in fire-suppressant foam.

Listen to the lecture!

[meepmeepmeep]

Await the inevitable.

Experiment!

[meepmeepmeep]

Maybe your paper didn't catch fire when you try to ignite it? Beaker's did because that's just how his life was.

Talk to Beaker!

[meepmeepmeep]

Or to the mound of foam that's meeping, at least.

OOC

[meepmeepmeep]

I love his chaos.