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fandomhigh2023-03-30 09:42 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2023-03-30 09:42 am
Great Fandom Bake-Off, Thursday, First Period
Your teachers were there this week and they had even picked a class topic that wasn't assigned to them by the moose! Or maybe they'd just somehow come across a dozen or so waffle makers and needed to make it work.
Either way.
"The waffle is a delicious treat that need not only come from the freezer," Jaskier proclaimed. "Some people are able to make them without the use of a toaster. We are not such people, but perhaps you all may be."
"To make waffles without the toaster," Yennefer told the class, "you use not the oven, but this specialized device known as the 'waffle iron.' No need to worry, it's harmless. Probably." Why would she say it like that? "Although it does get quite hot."
"Try not to burn yourselves on them," Jaskier added. He'd definitely burned himself on it.
He was fine. Yennefer had healed it. But she said, "Yes, that's very important. You can make any kind of waffle you like. Buttermilk waffles, whole wheat waffles, even pumpkin waffles."
Either way.
"The waffle is a delicious treat that need not only come from the freezer," Jaskier proclaimed. "Some people are able to make them without the use of a toaster. We are not such people, but perhaps you all may be."
"To make waffles without the toaster," Yennefer told the class, "you use not the oven, but this specialized device known as the 'waffle iron.' No need to worry, it's harmless. Probably." Why would she say it like that? "Although it does get quite hot."
"Try not to burn yourselves on them," Jaskier added. He'd definitely burned himself on it.
He was fine. Yennefer had healed it. But she said, "Yes, that's very important. You can make any kind of waffle you like. Buttermilk waffles, whole wheat waffles, even pumpkin waffles."