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Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
Cara and Jaskier had broken out the aviator sunnies for this class, so you knew it was going to be a tough one.
"We've moved onto the most, shall we say, obscure crimes for the theme of this class," Jaskier said. "In this case... tax fraud. Which I'm not familiar with as I don't pay taxes."
Because he was a travelling bard who completely forgot about his familial land holdings.
"Mord'Sith don't really pay taxes either," Cara admitted. And who knew what actually happened with their pay for teaching.
"But it's a very popular crime here for some reason!" Jaskier added. "So... our challenge is to make it sexy."
The biggest challenge you could imagine.
"Because there has to be something sexy in," Cara looked at her notes. "Refusing to contribute to the good of society by helping pay for infrastructure."
"Anarchy can be sexy," Jaskier volunteered. You know. Helpfully.
"But is it really anarchy when you're using the system to commit your crime?"
Children, help them. Please.
"We've moved onto the most, shall we say, obscure crimes for the theme of this class," Jaskier said. "In this case... tax fraud. Which I'm not familiar with as I don't pay taxes."
Because he was a travelling bard who completely forgot about his familial land holdings.
"Mord'Sith don't really pay taxes either," Cara admitted. And who knew what actually happened with their pay for teaching.
"But it's a very popular crime here for some reason!" Jaskier added. "So... our challenge is to make it sexy."
The biggest challenge you could imagine.
"Because there has to be something sexy in," Cara looked at her notes. "Refusing to contribute to the good of society by helping pay for infrastructure."
"Anarchy can be sexy," Jaskier volunteered. You know. Helpfully.
"But is it really anarchy when you're using the system to commit your crime?"
Children, help them. Please.