Julian Alfred Pankratz (
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in
fandomhigh2022-11-17 10:50 am
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Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
At least one of your teachers was sniffling and covered in a blanket today, class. Because children? Children were germ factories.
"I don't know which child gave me a cold, but I hate them for it," Jaskier rasped. Like a real, mature adult.
Cara attempted to sound authoritative, but had completely lost her voice. "So you should all think about washing your hands."
"There is nothing sexy about being sick, so today will feature tea. With honey. And lemon," Jaskier added. "And naps."
So many naps.
"I don't know which child gave me a cold, but I hate them for it," Jaskier rasped. Like a real, mature adult.
Cara attempted to sound authoritative, but had completely lost her voice. "So you should all think about washing your hands."
"There is nothing sexy about being sick, so today will feature tea. With honey. And lemon," Jaskier added. "And naps."
So many naps.
