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fandomhigh2022-10-27 08:22 am
ohvalleyofpenis) wrote in fandomhigh2022-10-27 08:22 am
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Sexy Crimes, Thursday - 2nd Period
"Caution," Jaskier said. "Caution is the key word for the day."
Because this idiot practiced caution. Suuuuure.
Cara looked especially convinced. "Sometimes discretion is the better part of valour, regardless of how valourous you consider sexy crimes. Which means you need to consider the value of finding someone to hide behind."
Notice how Jaskier was definitely scuttling behind Cara a little bit there. "Exactly! Sometimes you get in just a bit over your head and need some assistance."
"Capable assistance," Cara said, with an eyeroll that was maybe a touch more fond than she'd ever willingly admit to. "Which means that some of you will probably be ones hid behind."
"....sooo perhaps you should see who is best to either protect you from harm or who you are suited to doing the protecting!" Look, this was the most plausible outcome from the sexy crimes right here.
It took a lot of work being this sexy, they had to spend less effort on something.
Because this idiot practiced caution. Suuuuure.
Cara looked especially convinced. "Sometimes discretion is the better part of valour, regardless of how valourous you consider sexy crimes. Which means you need to consider the value of finding someone to hide behind."
Notice how Jaskier was definitely scuttling behind Cara a little bit there. "Exactly! Sometimes you get in just a bit over your head and need some assistance."
"Capable assistance," Cara said, with an eyeroll that was maybe a touch more fond than she'd ever willingly admit to. "Which means that some of you will probably be ones hid behind."
"....sooo perhaps you should see who is best to either protect you from harm or who you are suited to doing the protecting!" Look, this was the most plausible outcome from the sexy crimes right here.
It took a lot of work being this sexy, they had to spend less effort on something.