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Driving: From Woe to Go, First Period
Today's final was not in the Danger Shop. This seemed ill-advised.
Regardless, your teachers stood proudly at the start line of a race. Of rickshaws. This seemed extremely ill-advised.
"Today is a true test of your skills," Jaskier proclaimed. "A race that will show who truly can drive one of these carts."
"A test of nerve and skill," Cara added. "As you lap the island three times." Because going over all those stairs once wasn't enough apparently.
"Three times?" Oh, Jaskier wasn't sure how he had the patience for that.
Cara sighed. Loudly. "Two times."
Regardless, your teachers stood proudly at the start line of a race. Of rickshaws. This seemed extremely ill-advised.
"Today is a true test of your skills," Jaskier proclaimed. "A race that will show who truly can drive one of these carts."
"A test of nerve and skill," Cara added. "As you lap the island three times." Because going over all those stairs once wasn't enough apparently.
"Three times?" Oh, Jaskier wasn't sure how he had the patience for that.
Cara sighed. Loudly. "Two times."