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fandomhigh2021-12-02 09:51 am
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Bardic Inspiration 2: the Bardening, Thursday, Period 2
The tavern that was their classroom was packed with NPC fans. Some might have been vaguely Anakin shaped, but that was just a fluke of the system.
"So, fans can be very nice," Jaskier said, projecting over the hysterical screams of the fans.
"Then there's the other kind," Cara said. "The crazy kind. But luckily, Jaskier has plenty of experience with those."
Usually cuckolded spouses were after him, but sometimes it was fans!
"A bodyguard is a good idea," he said, sort of just creeping around to have Cara be between him and the screaming throngs.
"Violence does tend to take care of them," Cara agreed. "Unless they have strange and powerful magic." Was someone still repressing trauma from that one BDE? Not any that she was going to admit to.
Meanwhile, Jaskier's BDE trauma leaned more a burning hatred of K.K. Slider.
"And now, as practice, we shall run away from our adoring fans lest they tear us apart," Jaskier said. Bet you didn't think this would be a running class.
"Remember, you don't have to be faster than them, you just need to be faster than him." Cara, no.
"So, fans can be very nice," Jaskier said, projecting over the hysterical screams of the fans.
"Then there's the other kind," Cara said. "The crazy kind. But luckily, Jaskier has plenty of experience with those."
Usually cuckolded spouses were after him, but sometimes it was fans!
"A bodyguard is a good idea," he said, sort of just creeping around to have Cara be between him and the screaming throngs.
"Violence does tend to take care of them," Cara agreed. "Unless they have strange and powerful magic." Was someone still repressing trauma from that one BDE? Not any that she was going to admit to.
Meanwhile, Jaskier's BDE trauma leaned more a burning hatred of K.K. Slider.
"And now, as practice, we shall run away from our adoring fans lest they tear us apart," Jaskier said. Bet you didn't think this would be a running class.
"Remember, you don't have to be faster than them, you just need to be faster than him." Cara, no.