fandomhigh | Math; Wednesday, First Period [11/10].

Here's a nice math problem for everyone today: exactly how much does Sidon have to duck to fit into the doors to get into a normal classroom these days, and what is the probability that this will lead to some major back problems later in life?

Thankfully, though, later in life, Sidon would likely be so huge that most mobility was just kind of a wash, anyway. But, for now, in his bright and sprightly youth of a mere 100 years old, give or take, he was eager and excited to squeeze into any classroom at all, and today? He was doing so for maths!

There was, however, perhaps one issue with that, and he was just about to get to it.

"Hello, mathematics students!" he greeted them brightly at the front of the classroom with eager, open arms. "I am very excited to be your substitute math teacher this week! For those of you who don't know me," and were hopefully not too confused or potentially terrified at the excitable giant red sharkman standing before you in class!, "I am Sidon!" Here, of course, he pumped his fist energetically across his chest and hit them all with his best, toothy smile, glinting somehow in the sunlight despite being indoors. "The Zora Prince! I used to go to school here, as well, and now I teach, although I must admit, I have never taught mathematics before! In fact, I....don't even think I know what math is!"

Ah yes. There is was.

"But," he forged forward proudly, "I am hardly going to let a thing like that stop me! So for today, since I certainly wouldn't have any clue what to teach you, perhaps you could teach me instead! We're well into the semester now, so, surely, you have learned a great many things about mathematic thus far, yes? Let us spend today going over what you've learned! I am very eager to learn more about what this whole math thing entails, from the very bright and clever people who have doubtless been delighting in the knowledge for weeks now! Who would like to start? What have you learned about that you'd like to share? My ears are open," albeit hidden under head-fins, "and my mind is ready!"

Nothing like a good old recap class!

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Trying to recall anything you may have actually learned in this class thus far...

A former student blatantly admitting, and happily, that he didn't really know what math even was was probably a glowing recommendation for the school as a whole, now, wasn't it?

So! What have you learned about in this class that you would like to share with the giant sharkman at the front of the room? He actually is genuinely interested to know more about what it is you do in this class!

And, since it's Sidon, he would be just as impressed by learning how to add two and two together as he would be highly developed quantum physics!