"I do have a particularly comfortable pillow underneath the desk there that I'm quite fond of ♥," Shunsui mused, because, really, there was not much in that office at all except maybe some sake bottles he conveniently forgot about leaving there for a pleasant surprise come next Parents Weekend, "but if you were to fetch it, Illyana-chan, I'll have to ask you take it back, because I certainly wouldn't want to make the trek myself ♥."

Not that he would technically have to, either.

"But portals," his head tilted slightly. "Teleportation. Very useful. Assuming the place doesn't already have guards up in place for precisely that sort of thing, anyway. Rather lucky, I'd say, that you've yet to encounter somewhere that hasn't taken that into consideration ♥."