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fandomhigh2021-07-13 10:18 am
but_mostly_america) wrote in fandomhigh2021-07-13 10:18 am
Americana! Presented by Sam Eagle, Tuesday Period 4 [7/13]
Once again, Sam was behind the podium in the usual classroom. Only today he had a laptop in front of him so that he could broadcast his lecture (“lecture”) to his students, having informed them already via email that class would be held virtually today. How Sam typed with wings was a mystery. Perhaps he used voice to text.
Sam, being extremely punctual, was logged in to the class TeamsMeetZoomEx a few minutes before class was scheduled to begin. He had to be. He was the host and students would be unable to login without him joining first.
“Good morning students! I trust you have all been diligent in avoiding the extremely weird holes plaguing this already weird island! If you have not, shame on you!” Also, you were probably currently in a hole and not logged in to class at all. Minor detail.
“Today,” Sam continued, “we shall discuss the great American National Pastime, baseball!” Had Sam been wearing a ballcap bearing the Washington Nationals logo a moment ago or had it appeared because it was funny? Who could say.
“Because of the holes we are unable to meet in person to discuss baseball. Instead, I would like you all to visit the National Baseball Hall of Fame! A museum dedicated to this great American sport! Of course, you must visit virtually as we are unable to travel at this time!” Also, Muppet birds get looked at very oddly in Cooperstown and Sam should not be responsible for anyone on field trips.
“There are several online exhibits you can peruse. Please visit all of them. There may be a quiz!” There would not be a quiz. “Even if there were not a quiz, you should appreciate all the culture that can be gained from visiting this museum! It is a wholesome pursuit!” Not hole-some though, thankfully.
It was then that Sam touched something on his laptop and turned into a baseball. Well, his picture on the screen did anyway. Who knew they even had that filter? He squawked indignantly and disconnected immediately.
[flying OCD-free]
Sam, being extremely punctual, was logged in to the class TeamsMeetZoomEx a few minutes before class was scheduled to begin. He had to be. He was the host and students would be unable to login without him joining first.
“Good morning students! I trust you have all been diligent in avoiding the extremely weird holes plaguing this already weird island! If you have not, shame on you!” Also, you were probably currently in a hole and not logged in to class at all. Minor detail.
“Today,” Sam continued, “we shall discuss the great American National Pastime, baseball!” Had Sam been wearing a ballcap bearing the Washington Nationals logo a moment ago or had it appeared because it was funny? Who could say.
“Because of the holes we are unable to meet in person to discuss baseball. Instead, I would like you all to visit the National Baseball Hall of Fame! A museum dedicated to this great American sport! Of course, you must visit virtually as we are unable to travel at this time!” Also, Muppet birds get looked at very oddly in Cooperstown and Sam should not be responsible for anyone on field trips.
“There are several online exhibits you can peruse. Please visit all of them. There may be a quiz!” There would not be a quiz. “Even if there were not a quiz, you should appreciate all the culture that can be gained from visiting this museum! It is a wholesome pursuit!” Not hole-some though, thankfully.
It was then that Sam touched something on his laptop and turned into a baseball. Well, his picture on the screen did anyway. Who knew they even had that filter? He squawked indignantly and disconnected immediately.
[flying OCD-free]
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