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Pirating!, Monday
"Well, I needn't tell you all that most pirates are not vegetables," Edward spoke dryly, as they met outside the Jackdaw. "And we do tend to do quite a bit more plundering than sitting around in lounge chairs."
"Which is admittedly probably where everything goes wrong," Duke said cheerfully. Giving Edward a shiteating smirk. "But also more fun."
"As you can see, the Jackdaw is still in fine shape, thank you," Edward said, "And my crew have no complaints about the plunder."
He cleared his throat.
"Speaking of which," he called, "Who would like to fire a cannon today?"
". . . Wait, fire it at what?" Duke asked. His boat was the only large, thematic target around here!
Edward clapped his shoulder with a merry hand. "The wide ocean, of course," he said. He turned to the Jackdaw. "OI! YOU LAZY LADS OF LEISURE! GET READY TO RAISE THE SAILS AND CAST OFF!"
"Which is admittedly probably where everything goes wrong," Duke said cheerfully. Giving Edward a shiteating smirk. "But also more fun."
"As you can see, the Jackdaw is still in fine shape, thank you," Edward said, "And my crew have no complaints about the plunder."
He cleared his throat.
"Speaking of which," he called, "Who would like to fire a cannon today?"
". . . Wait, fire it at what?" Duke asked. His boat was the only large, thematic target around here!
Edward clapped his shoulder with a merry hand. "The wide ocean, of course," he said. He turned to the Jackdaw. "OI! YOU LAZY LADS OF LEISURE! GET READY TO RAISE THE SAILS AND CAST OFF!"

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FIRE THE CANNONS!
Everyone, to the cannons! Aim, fire, go!
Can you get all twelve targets?
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Were cannonballs bullet-y enough for his trouble? He had no idea. But the shot didn’t seem to go off course, so unless Dwight came rowing out to them they were probably okay. . . .
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