"Oh, well, I applied," Clare said. "President Bill Clinton came to visit our city on account of the Troubles being over and all and so me and my friends, we wrote to Chelsea Clinton but never did she write us back, which was really quite rude, but while we were looking up where she lived, I came across the school and I thought maybe I should just try out America myself and maybe figure out what was keeping Chelsea so busy that she couldn't write us back?"

That. That was a lot of information, Clare.