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Quantum Physics, April 10, Period 5
A tall rabbit stood at the front of the classroom. "What's up, docs?" he asked.
"My name is Professor Bugs Bunny and I'll be your sub for... what class is this?" He peered at the board where the words "QUANTUM PHYSICS" were clearly written. "Kah-waaaan-tinuinium... Pee-hi-sics. Physics. Kahwantinuinium Physics. Huh. What kind of name is that for a subject?"
Professor Bunny reached under the desk and pulled out a six-foot-long pencil, crossed out "QUANTUM" and wrote "Cartoon" over it before shoving the pencil back under the desk.
"There. Cartoon Physics. Sorry about the last few weeks, guys. I would have been here sooner, but I took a right turn at Albuquerque and we all know how things go from there. Anyway, today's lesson is gravity. It's a pretty heady topic, so take plenty of notes, docs."
Professor Bunny hopped up on his desk. "The way gravity works is that if there's something in midair without something holding it up, it falls. In Cartoon Physics, the same rules apply, but with one important change." He stepped off the desk and hung in midair. "It doesn't work until you look down." He looked down and proceeded to drop to the ground.
"Any questions? If not, that's all... wait, no, that one's taken. Um. See you on Wednesday!"
"My name is Professor Bugs Bunny and I'll be your sub for... what class is this?" He peered at the board where the words "QUANTUM PHYSICS" were clearly written. "Kah-waaaan-tinuinium... Pee-hi-sics. Physics. Kahwantinuinium Physics. Huh. What kind of name is that for a subject?"
Professor Bunny reached under the desk and pulled out a six-foot-long pencil, crossed out "QUANTUM" and wrote "Cartoon" over it before shoving the pencil back under the desk.
"There. Cartoon Physics. Sorry about the last few weeks, guys. I would have been here sooner, but I took a right turn at Albuquerque and we all know how things go from there. Anyway, today's lesson is gravity. It's a pretty heady topic, so take plenty of notes, docs."
Professor Bunny hopped up on his desk. "The way gravity works is that if there's something in midair without something holding it up, it falls. In Cartoon Physics, the same rules apply, but with one important change." He stepped off the desk and hung in midair. "It doesn't work until you look down." He looked down and proceeded to drop to the ground.
"Any questions? If not, that's all... wait, no, that one's taken. Um. See you on Wednesday!"