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Primatology; Friday, First Period [10/02].
When Nanao Ise had come into Summer Smith's office last weekend and called her the 'new Jane Porter,' she had no idea that she was being so...prophetic. Because somewhere between doing radio and getting to the school, the gremlins weren't quite done with Summer, which resulted in her bustling into the classroom in an eager flurry and with a very British accent.
"Welcome back, class!" she said. "I would just like to say that you all did a marvelous job last week with our exploration of primate communication; truly, I have never seen such excellent grunting! You did very well, you would make wonderful Papio anubis, even if it's not exactly the way of us Homo sapiens!" Here, she couldn't help laughing at her little joke there. "Today will be less grunting...or at least I should hope!...as we talk first and foremost about the classification and taxonomy of Primates."
Best to get comfortable now, children. There was a long ride ahead of you.
"The biological order of mammals that we call Primates, which which we are concerned in this class, is the group that contains prosimians, such as lumurs, lorises, and tarsiers, and Simians, such as monkeys and apes."
Jane had already turned to the blackboard and began to write the information down in a useful shorthand. Later, there would also be pictures and diagrams as well.
"We will be mostly concerned with Simians in this particular class. Most primates can be found in the tropical and subtropical regions of the Americas, Africa and Asia. Primates range in size, the smallest of which is the Madame Berthe's Mouse Lemur, which weighs only 30 grams, if you can believe it, to the Mountain Gorilla, weighing up to a whopping 200 kilograms! Primates have been around for a very, very long time, where they have developed and changed, created their very own versions of civilisations and social structures, all of which we will be learning of in this class. Today, however, we must try our best to restrict ourselves to just the very basics of classifying them."
"Because the classification of primates covers a very wide range of animals, the characteristics can vary greatly. Prosimians tend to resemble the earliest of primates, and anything that is not a monkey or ape typically falls into that category. Not all primates live in trees, but all primates have adapted to possess tree climbing abilities. We call these arboreal habits, and...."
And on and on and on. Jane, far too excited for this sort of thing, went about jotting down all the key points and drawing little diagrams, as she covered a variety of different features that primates possess, including quite the breakdown of the different orders and suborders, from Lemuriformes to Hominidae. She seemed to have a little vignette or side-story to go along with each one, as well.
And she kept going, delving into all the differences between all the little apes and monkeys and lemurs until she finally ran out of room on the board and noted her last sentence with a period in the far lower right hand corner of the board. "Well!" she said, looking at the informative scribblings proudly and absentmindedly wiping the chalk from her hands on her dress as she turned around. "Hardly enough to start with, but you are all beginners, so that should do nicely. Are there any questions? Hopefully, you can look this information over in your studying and understand how and where to classify a variety of primates."
"In fact, we're going to get some practise in today! Remember how I said I had a little activity for us? Well, in this stack of cards, I have a list of characteristics of a primate. I'd like each of you to come up and get one, and I will pull down the projector screen and show you an image of a primate. Look it over, read over your cards, and if you have the right primate, raise your hand and tell the class what the primate is and its characteristics. But first, give us your name and a few characteristics about yourself! So we'll learn about primates and each other, all at once!"
"So who would like to go first?"
Assuming any of them were still awake.
"Welcome back, class!" she said. "I would just like to say that you all did a marvelous job last week with our exploration of primate communication; truly, I have never seen such excellent grunting! You did very well, you would make wonderful Papio anubis, even if it's not exactly the way of us Homo sapiens!" Here, she couldn't help laughing at her little joke there. "Today will be less grunting...or at least I should hope!...as we talk first and foremost about the classification and taxonomy of Primates."
Best to get comfortable now, children. There was a long ride ahead of you.
"The biological order of mammals that we call Primates, which which we are concerned in this class, is the group that contains prosimians, such as lumurs, lorises, and tarsiers, and Simians, such as monkeys and apes."
Jane had already turned to the blackboard and began to write the information down in a useful shorthand. Later, there would also be pictures and diagrams as well.
"We will be mostly concerned with Simians in this particular class. Most primates can be found in the tropical and subtropical regions of the Americas, Africa and Asia. Primates range in size, the smallest of which is the Madame Berthe's Mouse Lemur, which weighs only 30 grams, if you can believe it, to the Mountain Gorilla, weighing up to a whopping 200 kilograms! Primates have been around for a very, very long time, where they have developed and changed, created their very own versions of civilisations and social structures, all of which we will be learning of in this class. Today, however, we must try our best to restrict ourselves to just the very basics of classifying them."
"Because the classification of primates covers a very wide range of animals, the characteristics can vary greatly. Prosimians tend to resemble the earliest of primates, and anything that is not a monkey or ape typically falls into that category. Not all primates live in trees, but all primates have adapted to possess tree climbing abilities. We call these arboreal habits, and...."
And on and on and on. Jane, far too excited for this sort of thing, went about jotting down all the key points and drawing little diagrams, as she covered a variety of different features that primates possess, including quite the breakdown of the different orders and suborders, from Lemuriformes to Hominidae. She seemed to have a little vignette or side-story to go along with each one, as well.
And she kept going, delving into all the differences between all the little apes and monkeys and lemurs until she finally ran out of room on the board and noted her last sentence with a period in the far lower right hand corner of the board. "Well!" she said, looking at the informative scribblings proudly and absentmindedly wiping the chalk from her hands on her dress as she turned around. "Hardly enough to start with, but you are all beginners, so that should do nicely. Are there any questions? Hopefully, you can look this information over in your studying and understand how and where to classify a variety of primates."
"In fact, we're going to get some practise in today! Remember how I said I had a little activity for us? Well, in this stack of cards, I have a list of characteristics of a primate. I'd like each of you to come up and get one, and I will pull down the projector screen and show you an image of a primate. Look it over, read over your cards, and if you have the right primate, raise your hand and tell the class what the primate is and its characteristics. But first, give us your name and a few characteristics about yourself! So we'll learn about primates and each other, all at once!"
"So who would like to go first?"
Assuming any of them were still awake.
Sign In - Primatology, 10/02.
Listen to the Lecture - Primatology, 10/02.
Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
"It's alright, everyone," Jane encouraged them gently, a little surprised that no one was leaping at the chance to start comparing themselves to apes and monkeys. "There's no need to be shy! Here, this is a good one to start out with, the The Emperor Tamarin! They're very good at racing along the forest floor and leaping through branches, and their diets consist mostly of fruit, flowers, and nectar, and just look at their dashing little moustaches! There's a tamarin I wouldn't mind having over for tea! Or how about..."
She switched from one blank slide to the next.
"Why, the Common Chimpanzee! Not very common at all, I should say, but in fact very clever and resourceful, and our closest cousins in the primate world! Or how about the Sumatrian Orangutan, which..."
This was just going to keep going until someone started to participate, really.
Talk to "Jane" - Primatology, 10/02.
OOC - Primatology, 10/02.
But we have fun.
And Jane was a fucking treasure.
Re: Sign In - Primatology, 10/02.
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Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
But equally fun was recording Summer pretending to be someone else. And maybe posting it on the internet later.
C'mon, like you'd think Eleanor wouldn't pass up that opportunity.
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
So he was leaning forward on his desk a little and trying to get Eleanor's attention.
"Pssst, Eleanor!" he...mostly whispered. "Hey, Eleanor!"
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Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
But there was a reason why he wasn't actually totally engrossed in why a baboon's bottom was like that right now.
"Is it true that something bit you and made you think you were some popstar at the park yesterday?"
He was stl severely doubting Summer's truthfulness about that this morning. Which said a lot of he felt Eleanor might be a more honest person to turn to.
"Also, has Ms. Smith always been this British?"
Because he was literally just doing radio with her earlier, and this was news and his brain was getting so wrinkled right now.
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"I can't believe she lied about that in front of the whole radio!"
But, more importantly, his anger seemed to fade entirely as he looked back over at Eleanor and lifted his chin, "So which one were you?"
And he wondered if Nina was still wound up about the whole On Fire thing too much for him to see about that video...
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
and still having the icon, Eleanor paused her phone recording to put her palms together above her head and sing (poorly) "I'm a genie in a bottle baby!".Complete with hip gyrations. Which might have been lost a bit sitting in a desk.
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
"I clearly need to spend more time in the park," he decided.
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Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
"Excuse me," she said, turning toward the little chatterboxes, "but if you don't mind, Miss...er..Mister...uhm... oh, this is terribly embarrassing, but I don't think I remember your names from last week, dears. If you could just refresh my memory?"
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Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
Oh, but, dear, that is a rather unfortunate name, isn't it? I do hope your parents are properly ashamed of themselves for it, but, in the meantime, I hope the both of you are properly enough enough to keep it to yourselves unless you'd like to contribute to the discussion which sort of primate you may relate to, otherwise, I fear I shall have to add your names.to the detention board for the weekend, now, won't I?"
She did rather hate to put her boot down, but sometimes.it was rather necessary...
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
He decided it was best to just play along, laughing a little nervously in response to Eleanor's laugh before it gained traction to be a more hearty chuckle to accompany his words.
"Y-yes!" he said, grasping for a spark of confidence in this ruse. "In...indubitably!"
There was a hint of an accent there, if you squinted.
"I'd say that the monkey I most resemble is....that one," he pointed hopelessly to the blank image from the projector. "With the...butt. Because that's...my name."
Brilliant, Troy. A+. Truly.
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
Then she may have moved in a way that would allow her to set an encouraging hand on Eleanor's shoulder and lean in to whisper, "It's very kind of you to keep an eye on him as you do, dear. Well done."
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"Um, like, do you have a favourite???????????"
Re: Classify Primates...and Yourself! - Primatology, 10/02.
And here Jane went on and on about that strength and majesty for a good solid few minutes I terms and enthusiasm that might actually have fit right at home in any one of Nina's sweeping epic romances.
"So you can see," she concluded, perhaps a bit flush in the face now, "they make for a solid contender, though admittedly not one I would choose to represent myself! Don't you agree, Miss...
"Err, I don't know what is with my poor brain this morning, I simply can't remember any of your names for the life of me, if you could help me out, Miss...?"
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