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fandomhigh2020-06-01 11:58 pm
betterthanaplan) wrote in fandomhigh2020-06-01 11:58 pm
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Ungulate Yoga, Tuesday, period 1
". . . Yeah, I definitely should have seen this coming."
The unicorns grazing in the yoga area looked up. Duke would swear one of them gave him a smug smirk. One of the younger ones came trotting over to investigate, and Duke couldn't help but fall back a step at that pointy horn.
"I'm not your type, kid," he told it. "Trust me, if the lore on you is accurate, I am really really not what you're looking for."
The unicorn seemed to disagree. It stuck close to him as he set up for class, and the entire time the students were gathering.
"Right," Duke said at the top of class. "So, unicorns. Are a thing. Hopefully by now we've all been here long enough not to be surprised, so we can all just move on from whether or not they actually fart rainbows and get right to practice. Today, we're going to do some inversions. Basically that means any pose where your head is pointed downwards at the ground instead of up, but personally I prefer inverted balances, so that's what we'll focus on today. Who here can do a handstand?" He looked around. "Well, by the end of class, I want everyone to at least try one, even if you need a buddy to hold you up. So if you didn't raise your hand, find a buddy. If you did . . . time to show off."
The unicorns grazing in the yoga area looked up. Duke would swear one of them gave him a smug smirk. One of the younger ones came trotting over to investigate, and Duke couldn't help but fall back a step at that pointy horn.
"I'm not your type, kid," he told it. "Trust me, if the lore on you is accurate, I am really really not what you're looking for."
The unicorn seemed to disagree. It stuck close to him as he set up for class, and the entire time the students were gathering.
"Right," Duke said at the top of class. "So, unicorns. Are a thing. Hopefully by now we've all been here long enough not to be surprised, so we can all just move on from whether or not they actually fart rainbows and get right to practice. Today, we're going to do some inversions. Basically that means any pose where your head is pointed downwards at the ground instead of up, but personally I prefer inverted balances, so that's what we'll focus on today. Who here can do a handstand?" He looked around. "Well, by the end of class, I want everyone to at least try one, even if you need a buddy to hold you up. So if you didn't raise your hand, find a buddy. If you did . . . time to show off."