Try Not to Die!, Monday, May 25, 2020

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"Today we're going someplace with a beach, which I'm told is tradtional today," Anakin said. "So. Jamaica. I will give you thirty seconds to apply sunscreen, and then through the portal you go." He smiled. "Try not to die."

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Sign in 5/25

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Surely this will be relaxing this week, thought no one!

Detour: Pony Up or Tee Up

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In Pony Up, you have to ride a horse into the ocean and then hang onto its tail as it goes around buoys to receive the next clue. In Tee It Up, you have to dress in proper golfing attire, go out to the driving range, and hit a golf ball onto the 16-foot (4.9 m) green, 140 yards (130 m) away. Once you put a ball on the green, the you will receive the next clue.

[OOC: RNG says:
1. Grog Strongjaw
2. Duke Crocker
3. Ino (Iris) Yamanaka
4. Julius Heartstriker
5. Astrid Magnussen
6. Tisarwat
7. Alexis Rose
8. Alara Kitan
9. Owen Corley
10. Nell Ingram
11. Juillenne Milone (and Camden)
12. Beaker]

Roadblack: Hope You Can Swim!

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But if not, there are floaties for you because the roadblock requires jumping 30 feet (9.1 m) off of a pier, then swimming 90 yards (82 m) to a buoy where you would find the next clue.

Anakin doesn't have anything to help you if you're afraid of heights, but there's a boat to bring you back to shore because he doesn't actually want you to drown.

[OOC: RNG says:
1. Alara Kitan
2. Alexis Rose
3. Nell Ingram
4. Tisarwat
5. Duke Crocker
6. Julius Heartstriker
7. Grog Strongjaw
8. Astrid Magnussen
9. Juillenne Milone (and Camden)
10. Beaker
11. Owen Corley
12. Ino (Iris) Yamanaka

Check In!

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You have to push a bamboo raft up a river for 3 miles just in case your arms aren't ready to fall off just yet because Anakin enjoys being extra, but at least he's waiting for you on a beach so you can collapse there after you're finished!

Talk to Anakin!

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Afterwards, if you'd like.

OOC

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The RNG final results are:

1. Owen Corley
2. Alexis Rose
3. Alara Kitan
4. Ino (Iris) Yamanaka
5. Tisarwat
6. Beaker
7. Juillenne Milone (and Camden)
8. Grog Strongjaw
9. Julius Heartstriker
10. Duke Crocker
11. Astrid Magnussen
12. Nell Ingram

Mod your own transportation disasters!

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[white_oleander]

Astrid Magnussen

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[lilac_eyed_lieutenant]

Tisarwat

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[canlendanear]

Alara Kitan

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[mylandmyrules]

Nell Ingram

Re: Detour: Pony Up or Tee Up

[mylandmyrules]

Nell liked horses so she decided on that option. How was she to know that her long wet skirts swirling around in the water and against the horse's sides would freak them out so much?

She did finally make it through, but both she and the horse were pretty wet by the time they got back to shore.

Re: Roadblack: Hope You Can Swim!

[mylandmyrules]

Nell jumped into the water and was immediately dragged down by her long skirts. Even the floaties didn't help much. The guy on the boat caught her before she went down for the last time and pulled her onto the boat on his way to bring the first swimmers back. She snagged a clue from the buoy on the way back, then collapsed on the side of the river till she could gather herself back together.

Re: Check In!

[mylandmyrules]

Hope Anakin didn't mind waiting because Nell was going to be not just last, but incredibly amazingly last. And once she staggered out of the water from the raft she was going to crawl above the water line and lay down right there.

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[legionqueen]

Juillenne Milone (and Camden)

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[meepmeepmeep]

Beaker

Re: Detour: Pony Up or Tee Up

[meepmeepmeep]

First they didn't have proper golfing attire in Beaker's size and then it turned out he was an absolutely terrible golfer. So, so bad.

Re: Roadblack: Hope You Can Swim!

[meepmeepmeep]

Beaker could swim and he had zero problems jumping from huge heights (as shown in Iceland last year). But he did have tiny, noodly Muppet arms, and swimming 90 yards was just going to take a while.

He wasn't making up any time from the golfing debacle.

Re: Check In!

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"Tough day?" Anakin asked, not unsympathetically.

Re: Check In!

[mylandmyrules]

"Swimming in long skirts is not recommended," Nell said before dropping her head back down to the sand.

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[grandpoobah]

Grog Strongjaw