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fandomhigh2020-05-19 08:43 am
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Black Magic Cookery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | Tuesday | Period 3
"Good mooooooooooooooooooorning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nina beamed at her class, pleased as punch that, presumably, they'd come back after last week! Each of the kitchen stations were set up just like last week, right down to the cups of five spices of her world (sugar, salt, soy sauce, mayo, and red pepper) and a carton of a dozen eggs.
"Don't worry," she said blithely, "we do cook with more than just eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But today we'll be covering what happens when you cook with two eggs instead of just one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You would think you'd get double your ice cream or your pudding or whatever but you'd be deeply wrong.
"If you, like, happened to try this at home after class," Nina said, "then, like, I really hope you didn't try just doubling the recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that works for recipes from this world but it, like, really doesn't in my world because, like, making something with two eggs is meant to get you something totally different than making something with one egg……………
"So, like, a one egg recipe, like ice cream, can't be doubled just by adding another egg and you'll just, like, wind up with a total eggy mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Probably the sort of mess that people expected to make when they cooked her way, honestly.
"So, like, remember this: one egg equals ice cream while two eggs equals cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And not just, like, a slice of cake. She was talking about an entire cake.
"Now, like, you have to be a little more particular before you move with the eggs for this recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Each seasoning is meant to lead to a different subcategory of cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you just want cake, you're just going to want two eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, like, if you want shortcake of any sort, then you're going to want to use two eggs and a cupful of sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whereas, like, adding a cupful of mayo is going to get you cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll get different kinds of cake if you add salt, soy sauce, or red pepper but, like, the three I've listed are the most popular subsets of cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Questions, anyone??????????????????? If not, then, like I'll demonstrate and then you can get started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Nina beamed at her class, pleased as punch that, presumably, they'd come back after last week! Each of the kitchen stations were set up just like last week, right down to the cups of five spices of her world (sugar, salt, soy sauce, mayo, and red pepper) and a carton of a dozen eggs.
"Don't worry," she said blithely, "we do cook with more than just eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But today we'll be covering what happens when you cook with two eggs instead of just one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You would think you'd get double your ice cream or your pudding or whatever but you'd be deeply wrong.
"If you, like, happened to try this at home after class," Nina said, "then, like, I really hope you didn't try just doubling the recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know that works for recipes from this world but it, like, really doesn't in my world because, like, making something with two eggs is meant to get you something totally different than making something with one egg……………
"So, like, a one egg recipe, like ice cream, can't be doubled just by adding another egg and you'll just, like, wind up with a total eggy mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Probably the sort of mess that people expected to make when they cooked her way, honestly.
"So, like, remember this: one egg equals ice cream while two eggs equals cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And not just, like, a slice of cake. She was talking about an entire cake.
"Now, like, you have to be a little more particular before you move with the eggs for this recipe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Each seasoning is meant to lead to a different subcategory of cakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you just want cake, you're just going to want two eggs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, like, if you want shortcake of any sort, then you're going to want to use two eggs and a cupful of sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whereas, like, adding a cupful of mayo is going to get you cheesecake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll get different kinds of cake if you add salt, soy sauce, or red pepper but, like, the three I've listed are the most popular subsets of cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Questions, anyone??????????????????? If not, then, like I'll demonstrate and then you can get started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"