Dragons were lazy, entitled, and status-conscious snobs. Having humans to do things for them meant that they didn't have to do it for themselves. And then Bethesda had decided that wasn't enough and had indentured an entire clutch of children, turning all of the Fs into servants, too.

"Do people take turns?" he asked, already trying to figure out how much he'd have to save to make sure he could cover his night of takeout.