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fandomhigh2020-04-24 07:36 am
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Strategies for Maximum Media Absorption (Binge Watching 101), Friday
Today, their teachers were wearing their pajamas, on purpose or because they'd woken up five minutes before class was supposed to start, who knew, but the expressions on their faces were very serious indeed. Well, Vanessa's was. Who knew what Wade looked like under the mask (besides 'like an avocado hatefucked another, uglier avocado,' of course)? "This is our final class together," Vanessa informed the students.
"It's a very serious final class," Wade agreed. "It's time to find out exactly what you've all learned. And yes, we know we've skipped some classes. That's life. Deal with it."
"We have unshackled ourselves from the tyrant some call time," Vanessa said serenely. "Although you will only have one hour to complete your final assignment: a thousand word essay on the sociology of long-term media absorption--I forgot the rest of it, because JUST KIDDING. Of course we're just going to watch some TV."
"Time to take advantage of all those freebies being offered by streaming services," Wade said, gesturing over to the television like he was Vanna White.
It wasn't on. The drama was ruined.
"Shit, where's the remote?" Give them a minute, kids. They'd find it eventually. "Aha! For the rest of the class, please enjoy the soothing culinary stylings of Mrs. Ina Garten, otherwise known as The Barefoot Contessa," Vanessa told the class. "Because storebought is fine!"
"It's a very serious final class," Wade agreed. "It's time to find out exactly what you've all learned. And yes, we know we've skipped some classes. That's life. Deal with it."
"We have unshackled ourselves from the tyrant some call time," Vanessa said serenely. "Although you will only have one hour to complete your final assignment: a thousand word essay on the sociology of long-term media absorption--I forgot the rest of it, because JUST KIDDING. Of course we're just going to watch some TV."
"Time to take advantage of all those freebies being offered by streaming services," Wade said, gesturing over to the television like he was Vanna White.
It wasn't on. The drama was ruined.
"Shit, where's the remote?" Give them a minute, kids. They'd find it eventually. "Aha! For the rest of the class, please enjoy the soothing culinary stylings of Mrs. Ina Garten, otherwise known as The Barefoot Contessa," Vanessa told the class. "Because storebought is fine!"