Wisdom is a Dump Stat: Adventuring for Beginners, Thursday, Period 3

[magnusrushesin]

The tavern this week had puppies in it again. Though that could just be a weird glitch with the programming. One that Magnus was totally gonna take advantage of.

"Last weekend was... okay. I mean. Not great. But okay."

"In other words it was a perfectly normal weekend." Someone was leaning into the old repression there.

"She had a kid with me," Magnus stage whispered to explain it. You know. And to see her do a little twitch.

Mean, Magnus.

"Magical or adopted." Twitch. "Or both."

He was the middlest brother. He just had to fuck with people. "She wants you to punch things, but I think these puppies are the better option."

"Don't punch the puppies." In case that had to be clarified.

Magnus gasped in horror, hugging the fake puppy close. "Anyone punches a puppy, gets punched. Real hard. That's not cool."

"And Magnus will probably cry." Don't make Magnus cry, kids.

"I---might not not cry?" That made no sense, Magnus.

"Wait...what?"