Hi. I'm looking for a place to hole up until my Raptor crew comes to get me under the impression that you still have some openings for teachers here. I'd like to offer my services teaching your students Outdoor Living and Survivalism. You've got some pretty rough country around here. Good for hiking, camping, ambushing Cylons that sort of thing.

Or, if you prefer, I can teach them basic mechanical skills.

::looks around::

Although I don't know what we'd work on. Most of the vehicles you've got here aren't even meant to break orbit.