I heard you're hiring teachers. I've had some experience with public speaking and PR. Do you want my credentials as well? My last boss *coughbartletcough* thought pretty highly of me.

I was just thinking that I'm needing a job and I'd like to get out of politics and settle down with some nice teen angst for a while.

*Hire me, please! I can't be a consultant! I just can't!*

(Notice, I've gone to imdb and learned to spell my name, even)