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fandomhigh2020-04-06 06:21 am
died8yearsago) wrote in fandomhigh2020-04-06 06:21 am
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The Art of Pacifism; Monday, Second Period [04/06].
The students might assume something was up the moment they saw the sign on the classroom door that was distinctly lacking in hearts...or really disctinctly lacking in much of anything at all except for one single word:
GYM.
And, when they arrived at the gym, they would find a very different curly-haired instructor than their usual one waiting for them, and definitely no cocoa. Just a lot of mats and an irritated presence.
"So," Rosa started, "apparently, don't ever agree to help out with someone's class, because, if you do, the moose in the office thinks you're a good substitute teacher for that class, despite the moose in the office being the direct focus of many threats that prove you are quite possibly the least pacifist person on the entire staff."
Well, that might be a stretch, but, honestly, if you thought about it? Rosa put in a pretty good run for that title. The competition was pretty fierce, though.
"Anyway," she said, "I don't believe in pacifism, like, at all, I think it's dumb and this whole class is just a waste of your time or a good way for you to wind up getting your ass kicked by someone someday, but I hate dealing with that stupid moose, and so here we are. And I'm going to teach you some self-defense moves you can use when you reach that point where you realize that pacifism is dumb because it's a good excuse for someone to just kick your ass, and it's more direct than that Aikido stuff we did the other week. So, pay attention. I'm only going to go over this once."
That was very untrue, she would definitely break it down if needed, but Rosa figured that, by saying as much, it would lessen the chance that any of them bothered her about it any more than necessary.
[[ ocd may be slow because my comuter is a jerk. is up! Yay! We did it! ]]
And, when they arrived at the gym, they would find a very different curly-haired instructor than their usual one waiting for them, and definitely no cocoa. Just a lot of mats and an irritated presence.
"So," Rosa started, "apparently, don't ever agree to help out with someone's class, because, if you do, the moose in the office thinks you're a good substitute teacher for that class, despite the moose in the office being the direct focus of many threats that prove you are quite possibly the least pacifist person on the entire staff."
Well, that might be a stretch, but, honestly, if you thought about it? Rosa put in a pretty good run for that title. The competition was pretty fierce, though.
"Anyway," she said, "I don't believe in pacifism, like, at all, I think it's dumb and this whole class is just a waste of your time or a good way for you to wind up getting your ass kicked by someone someday, but I hate dealing with that stupid moose, and so here we are. And I'm going to teach you some self-defense moves you can use when you reach that point where you realize that pacifism is dumb because it's a good excuse for someone to just kick your ass, and it's more direct than that Aikido stuff we did the other week. So, pay attention. I'm only going to go over this once."
That was very untrue, she would definitely break it down if needed, but Rosa figured that, by saying as much, it would lessen the chance that any of them bothered her about it any more than necessary.
[[ ocd