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fandomhigh2020-04-03 07:24 am
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Strategies for Maximum Media Absorption (Binge Watching 101), Friday
"Okay, so this isn't going to be information you guys can use for a couple of years--" Vanessa winked broadly at the class. "But we thought we'd give you a head start on matching your drink to your show! For now you'll just have to," wink, wink, "stick to mocktails."
"Yeah, definitely don't get any tequila or rum on your way home, kids," Wade added, drinking what could have just been a soda. Could have been.
Vanessa's martini glass might have pink lemonade in it! You never know. "So the most important thing to consider is the mood of your show. You don't want to watch Real Housewives and drink beer." She paused. "Or maybe you do. I don't know. You do you. But it's really more of a wine show."
"Or big ol' Ina Garten Cosmos," Wade suggested. "But it's important to pick the right drink. Even just for watching someone making drinks."
"I want one of those giant martini glasses for my birthday," Vanessa told Wade very seriously. "Anyway, today you're going to watch this Youtuber who is of, wink," purely academic interest to you guys right now, and think about what your default drink of choice for binge watching would be. Because remember: binge TV, not beer. At least not until you're twenty-one."
"Or have a good fake ID!" They were great teachers.
"If you choose to go that route, remember, Rhode Island is not a real state." Vanessa, no. "Does anybody have any questions? No? Good." Vanessa clicked 'play.'
"Yeah, definitely don't get any tequila or rum on your way home, kids," Wade added, drinking what could have just been a soda. Could have been.
Vanessa's martini glass might have pink lemonade in it! You never know. "So the most important thing to consider is the mood of your show. You don't want to watch Real Housewives and drink beer." She paused. "Or maybe you do. I don't know. You do you. But it's really more of a wine show."
"Or big ol' Ina Garten Cosmos," Wade suggested. "But it's important to pick the right drink. Even just for watching someone making drinks."
"I want one of those giant martini glasses for my birthday," Vanessa told Wade very seriously. "Anyway, today you're going to watch this Youtuber who is of, wink," purely academic interest to you guys right now, and think about what your default drink of choice for binge watching would be. Because remember: binge TV, not beer. At least not until you're twenty-one."
"Or have a good fake ID!" They were great teachers.
"If you choose to go that route, remember, Rhode Island is not a real state." Vanessa, no. "Does anybody have any questions? No? Good." Vanessa clicked 'play.'