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fandomhigh2020-02-07 10:04 am
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Strategies for Maximum Media Absorption (Binge Watching 101), Friday
Today, the teachers were wearing sweatpants. And possibly their slippers. Not because they had realized they had to teach when they didn't have time left to get dressed, no, definitely not that. It was for demonstration purposes! They swore.
"Today we start our unit on comfort," Vanessa said, like this was the kind of class that had units or, like, a plan.
They'd never known a plan that wasn't pure improvisation. Ever.
"We brought one Snuggie and you all get to fight for our entertainment to see who gets it," Wade said. Because that was the most comfortable thing to wear while binging bad TV.
"If you don't get the Snuggie, I recommend sweatpants. Or pajama pants," Vanessa said. "Basically anything in a knit with an elastic waistband, or no waistband at all. Because comfort is key. Now have at it." She tossed a Snuggie with a note pinned to it reading, To the comfiest, into the middle of the classroom.
"Now fight!" Did they need to play the Mortal Kombat theme song? No, but they were gonna.
"Today we start our unit on comfort," Vanessa said, like this was the kind of class that had units or, like, a plan.
They'd never known a plan that wasn't pure improvisation. Ever.
"We brought one Snuggie and you all get to fight for our entertainment to see who gets it," Wade said. Because that was the most comfortable thing to wear while binging bad TV.
"If you don't get the Snuggie, I recommend sweatpants. Or pajama pants," Vanessa said. "Basically anything in a knit with an elastic waistband, or no waistband at all. Because comfort is key. Now have at it." She tossed a Snuggie with a note pinned to it reading, To the comfiest, into the middle of the classroom.
"Now fight!" Did they need to play the Mortal Kombat theme song? No, but they were gonna.