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fandomhigh2020-01-09 10:50 pm
wrongkindofsith) wrote in fandomhigh2020-01-09 10:50 pm
Wisdom is a Dump Stat: Adventuring for Beginners, Thursday, Period 3
"--and that's why we don't let Bards lead any parties," Magnus said to Cara before apparently just noticing that the class was there. "Oh, you all made it! Awesome. Welcoming to Adventuring something something."
Did he not care enough to look at his notes for the class title? Yep.
"Where you'll learn valuable skills that don't involve solving problems by fucking the monster." Not when it was much easier to just make them think you were going to fuck them before stabbing them instead. Cara was judgmental today.
Cara also had a better charisma stat than Magnus somehow.
"Skills like thinking on your feet! And... punching thing re'l re'l good," Magnus added. "Navigating the dangerous world and the like."
"Because as this weekend just proved, you''l need all the help you can get." While Cara was talking a patch of the Danger Shop just glitched and shimmered slightly. Probably nothing to worry about.
"So, get yourself ready to fight the dreaded--" Magnus paused, trying to see what the weird, static-y spots could be. "Gerblins? Are they gerblins?"
Cara glanced at the Danger Shop controls. "It says they're called 'sknehubg3'." Don't ask how she managed to pronounce that. She had skills. Skills which occasionally involved accidental keysmashing.
Like Liam Neeson!
"Okay, time to fight the 'sknehubg3'. Maybe tell us your name too. And how you wouldn't try to fuck the monster to win the fight." Helpful things to know.
Did he not care enough to look at his notes for the class title? Yep.
"Where you'll learn valuable skills that don't involve solving problems by fucking the monster." Not when it was much easier to just make them think you were going to fuck them before stabbing them instead. Cara was judgmental today.
Cara also had a better charisma stat than Magnus somehow.
"Skills like thinking on your feet! And... punching thing re'l re'l good," Magnus added. "Navigating the dangerous world and the like."
"Because as this weekend just proved, you''l need all the help you can get." While Cara was talking a patch of the Danger Shop just glitched and shimmered slightly. Probably nothing to worry about.
"So, get yourself ready to fight the dreaded--" Magnus paused, trying to see what the weird, static-y spots could be. "Gerblins? Are they gerblins?"
Cara glanced at the Danger Shop controls. "It says they're called 'sknehubg3'." Don't ask how she managed to pronounce that. She had skills. Skills which occasionally involved accidental keysmashing.
Like Liam Neeson!
"Okay, time to fight the 'sknehubg3'. Maybe tell us your name too. And how you wouldn't try to fuck the monster to win the fight." Helpful things to know.
Sign In [WDS 01]
Re: Sign In [WDS 01]
Re: Sign In [WDS 01]
Re: Sign In [WDS 01]
Listen to Cara and Magnus! - [WDS 01]
Fighty Introductions - [WDS 01]
And do introductions.
Multitasking!
Re: Fighty Introductions - [WDS 01]
Talk to Cara and/or Magnus! - [WDS 01]
OOC - [WDS 01]
Re: OOC - [WDS 01]